Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=17998840'>posted</a> on 03/05/2013:

let me try one for shari

She consistently has to deal with forum slime,
Those that insult her and give her a hard time,
Yet her patience is a virtue,
And that is something you cannot undo.
She is a lady with a good heart,
Unless you act like an annoying fart,
Her one true love in life is her son,
A substitute for gambling there is no other one.
Engaged to Chris Pronger? ,
Can she deal with all this effeminate forum gossip much longer ?


Mike's was better by far but i tried as a birthday gift shari . and i wanted to use the word retard instead of fart but thought that would be offensive.
BOlded part in my opinion is the best of the poem.