Originally posted on 12/19/2012:

Dear Heavenly father,
Its ur boy Timmy... you know the one who put your name on the radar again? Despite living a clean life, praying daily, and being your most obedient servant. In return I have just asked for one thing. The ability to throw an accurate football and run a pro style offense so I can sustain a successful career doing what I love. In return I get ship off to this sideshow, headline grabbing disaster of a fukking football team. I still cannot hit a skyscraper with a godd*mn football from 20 ft away. And last but not least the one option available is the Jacksonville Jags?? Fukk you seriously and yeah I'm not even kidding. This is a one sided relationship and I'm doing all the giving... getting fukked in return. Have a happy fukkin birthday Tues prick think I might just celebrate it by getting loaded and having a couple hookers blow me.
Sincerely your former humble servant T.T.