Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=17065670'>posted</a> on 12/09/2012:
If titboy actually called the police that would be one hell of a hilarious conversation :lmao;
Operator: Hello what is your problem?
titboy: Uhhhhh I'm getting phone calls.
Operator; Oh, ok.
titboy: Ya, they're teasing me
Operator: Ummm, who is teasing you and do you have a matter requiring police, fire or ambulance?
titboy: Ya, all of em
Operator: Pardon me, are you eating potato chips or something, I can't understand you.
titboy: I only have a half can of pringles left.
Operator: Sir, do you have an emergency?
titboy: Ya, some internet bullies are phoning me and it makes me cry.
Operator: There is nothing we can do.
titboy: Well maybe some police can bring me more pringles.
Operator - hangs up.