Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=16767496'>posted</a> on 11/13/2012:

Look at me look at me!
I have 4 jobs
im the best athlete here
im the strongest person here
i had butt sex with my aunt
i have a following of thousands only two can be proven
im the most powerful poster on sbr wither in here or not
im a fantasy super hero
one day ill be rich and opie will be fired and Lou will beg me for a job
Please contact me for further fantasy world bs im a master jedi