Originally posted on 11/09/2012:

Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
What do you do when you drop ass in your office or room then seconds later hear footsteps coming around the corner? Do you play it off like everything is normal? Do you keep a candle lit? If you febreeze the area, then it smells like lavender and ass.

Anyone got a suggestion?
Let's keep it real here:

WINNERS don't drop ass.

Only losers do.

It's a decidedly -EV play.

Losers also tend to "challenge" the approaching footstepper to a drop ass competition as a way to mitigate this unfortunate situation.