Originally posted on 10/29/2012:

  • Cut the season in half
  • Allow metal bats
  • Eliminate DH
  • Institute salary cap
  • Automate strike zone calling
  • Get a pitch clock going to speed the game up
  • Worst 5 MLB teams go to AAA at the end of the season. Best 5 AAA teams move up.
  • Increase availability of booze. Fine any team who tries to get away with selling $9 piss water.