Originally posted on 10/29/2012:
- Cut the season in half
- Allow metal bats
- Eliminate DH
- Institute salary cap
- Automate strike zone calling
- Get a pitch clock going to speed the game up
- Worst 5 MLB teams go to AAA at the end of the season. Best 5 AAA teams move up.
- Increase availability of booze. Fine any team who tries to get away with selling $9 piss water.