Originally posted on 10/18/2012:

Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
I'll endeavor to have you invoke the Heavens for my Yankees (ML)/49ers (-7) parlay to hit BUT I need you to go the extra mile... and DON'T let the angels off the hook for the attempt at full Rapture, capisce?

1. Pray hard that my parlay hits (2pts)

2. Pray that I someday get to nail Shari hard (2pts)

Hard seems to be an intrinsic component for success here ... (4pts shipped)
May the angels guide CC today and may they take the bats of the Yankees and fill the holes with heavenly putty and I ask you Heavenly Father that you impede Alex Smith from poor throws tonight.

Also one above, this man requests the beautiful vagina (which you created) from your servant Shari. May he get the chance to nail her and pleasure himself together with your wonderful creation.

Aaaaaaaaaaaamen!!!