[DudleyDawson]

Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=16276612'>posted</a> on 10/06/2012:

Smokes daily routine..

Roll his obese ass out of bed
Plop his fat ass in a chair
Troll SBR
Throw a bunch of air bets out there
Borrow $20 from his Mom
Gets in his 1994 Pontiac Grand Am
Goes to McDonalds where he spends $17 on his breakfast
Drives his fat ass back home while plowing thru 5 breakfast burritos to prepare for main course once home
Gets back home
Plops fat ass in chair once again
Gets on SBR to troll and make even more air-bets while burning thru 8 Sausage and Egg McMuffins
Once done with 4,000 calorie breakfast
Jacks off
Trolls a little more on SBR
Starts to think about what he's going to have for lunch while dusting down a couple bags of licorice
Trolls SBR a little more
Borrows another $20 from his Mom
Gets back in 1994 Pontiac Grand Am
Heads off to KFC to pick up 16pc bucket of chicken w/family size order of potatoe wedges, along with a few Chicken Littles to eat on way home
Gets back home plops fat ass back in chair
Gets on SBR to troll some more with blazing thru wedges and 16pc chicken bucket
Goes lays down for a 4 hour nap
Wakes and goes to troll SBR some more
Starts to plan what he's gonna have for supper while eating a couple bags of Doritos
Checks SBR again
Orders 2 pizzas with betpoints for supper
Eats 1/2 gal of ice cream while waiting for pizza delivery guy
Pizzas arrive
Quickly eats both large pizzas
Gets on SBR to talk to Virtual friends
Starts to think about what's for breakfast before laying his fat ass down for the night

As Smoke says WINNING!