[mynameismud]

Originally posted on 10/01/2012:

Just woke up in Vegas with d*** still inside this chick I met last night. I had a pounding headache so just started drinking warm whiskey. Waiting for room service to arrive. I ordered a salmon filet. N e ways Dallas -3 is a GOD play. Been waiting for this line for 10 years now. Best of luck to my following

interpretation: guy woke up with his pecker still in his dog. has a stomach ache so he drank some warm butter milk. waiting for his mom to come home to cook his grilled cheese. dallas plays well at home, will lay $15 on them, been waiting for this line for the past 4 weeks.

OP loves to tell these fairy tales of the life he wished he lived.