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Originally posted on 08/14/2012:

mathy is part of the "nerd herd" dont listen to him hes never excelled at a sport in his life

baseball:
throw ~ 30mph
accuracy non-existent

football:
cannot grip ball, it just falls to the ground

basketball:
dribble and always hit my foot and it rolls out of play
usually end the game dangling from my boxers attached to the hoop and telling guys ha ha but to cut me down

soccer:
trip on my shoelaces and fall on my face
get awarded penalty kick, score 90% of time
get in box and kick ball at guy's hands
get awarded penalty kick, score 90% of time

Think I could make Man United