Originally posted on 08/01/2012:

May I suggest the following steps Moneyshot:

*Save up for a week as you head off to meet this Bubonic Plague carrier.....
*Gingerly position your organ as close as possible to her face, taking GREAT care not to make physical contact with this catastrophic disease pit.....
*Beat off for 15 seconds or so. Of course, by all means get her to perform this task, assuming she is wearing multiple layers of protective hand wear.....
*Shock and Awe her infected (yet still attractive) face with an arching series of man-juice artillery shells.....
*And most importantly, take pictures and share with SBR degenerate populace.....

(Note that failure to follow the last step makes all previous steps pointless in the eyes of the SBR community)