Originally posted on 06/19/2012:

wait, Clemens played baseball in pursuit of a big rep and the Hall of Fame? i always thought that he just wanted a couple of decades in the AL to throw at guys' heads without fear of reprisals (well, against him personally; i'm sure that his teammates appreciated being put at risk so that Clemens could be a faux tough guy) and an excuse to give his kids dumbass names that start with the letter "K." that pussy makes Pedro Martinez look Bob Gibson.