Originally posted on 02/14/2012:

Do you need the affirmation of people you've never met?

Do you have so little else going on in your life that you need to spend countless hours 'getting rep' on a gambling forum?

Do you need answers on how best to dilute cocaine, the ins and outs of charge-backs, or how to best skip town from your fictitious bookie that you're allegedly down five figures to?

Do you enjoy attention-whoring on the levels of Snooki?

Do you like debating a 'square vs. sharp' bet?

Do you enjoy spending time with bigots, racists and people who are generally unpleasant and close-minded?

Does your dick swell with pride knowing you can call any non-pro a 'broke dick ****' as if you're posting from your fractional ownership Gulfstream?

Do you find joy in creating threads about a bad beat in the poker room over betpoints as if some international poker conspiracy was out to get you?

Do you like to slurp the nuts of bald, unattractive, white guys so you can possibly get mentions in threads or nominated for made up awards?

If any of these appeal to you, stop wasting your time . . . GO PRO!!!!