yes and also im thinking of possible jokes/strategies like I could pretend im traumatized from all the diks and i can like tell them i need them to make me feel better and straighter by letting me hold there t*ts in the club or something
or like i could pretend I'm at a "horror film" and need to be close with them or something
rolling it over in my head, strategies and angles i could use
like i could ask them to "protect" me from all the huge fukin dikks flying around all over the place, i can be like "look pretend your my girlfriend so these muscle queens know im not gonna give them any money to slap my face with there cokks" or something like that