Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
A chick who hangs around a club where females are stripping is guaranteed to get laid. She doesn't have to look as good as the strippers.

Should work that way for you, Carpe. Your entourage of women with moist panties from all the dick swinging around in front of them. They leave the club with you, with dick on their mind. Wanting some dick.
yes and also im thinking of possible jokes/strategies like I could pretend im traumatized from all the diks and i can like tell them i need them to make me feel better and straighter by letting me hold there t*ts in the club or something

or like i could pretend I'm at a "horror film" and need to be close with them or something

rolling it over in my head, strategies and angles i could use

like i could ask them to "protect" me from all the huge fukin dikks flying around all over the place, i can be like "look pretend your my girlfriend so these muscle queens know im not gonna give them any money to slap my face with there cokks" or something like that