Originally posted on 02/12/2012:

Quote Originally Posted by paranoyd androyd View Post
why can't your mom just loan you the $5K if she's really getting $1.2M?
Here are some things that will happen before his mom gets 1.2 mil

-Bateman will stop stuttering
-sideloader will stop blowing men
-Brock will pick 100 winners in a row
-zeta will get a girl that is better than a 4
-Bobby will be on cover of gq
-tt will win Wimbledon