Hey Dax-

Let me fill you in, pal....this board ain't you & Pete's personal Coachella Hippie Festival.

As far as trees go......My bulldozers have plowed those sons-of-bitches up by the thousands! Some trees aren't worth a damn. Any cedars or elms we come across are history. They're good for nothing water suckers. Oaks and Hickorys we try to save. If a tree is in the way of someone getting to build a new home or shopping center......then that fukk has got to go!

On this same note.....I've also planted thousands of good trees that will provide shade and foliage long after I'm gone. Its a process, pal.

Now as far as you providing tips for us Americans, how about we reach a compromise?

As soon as you stop having to read by kerosene lamps and defecating in a hole that you & Diego dug in the yard of your hut......you can start offering up advice to my fellow countrymen.