Our morning prayer to the gambling gods:

O gambling gods, hear our prayer. We do not begrudge you yesterday's beatdown. Rather, we thank you for it. We thank you because we know that in each tough loss you conceal a lesson for us to learn, a kernel of wisdom for us to behold. We do not succumb to the temptations of the gambling devils, who would have us become bitter losers. We keep our faith in you, o gambling gods. We keep our faith that if we work hard, you will be on our side in the long run. We respectfully ask for a successful day today. Amen.