EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE COUNTRY IS DOWN AND OUT EXCEPT ILLINI I DONT KNOW HOW THE GUY DOES IT

LAST NIGHT MY LOVELY WIFE SAYS I HAVE TO USE UP THIS HAMBURGER BEFORE IT GOES BAD SO I HAD HAMBURGER MIXED IN WITH WHITE RICE.THEN I LOOK OVER AND MY LOVELY WIFE AND MY DOG ARE EATING A NICE PIECE OF STEAK OFF THE GRILL.I HOPE YOU GUYS SEE WHERE I AM COMING FROM MY DOG IS EATING STEAK AND I HAVE TO EAT OLD HAMBURGER THATS GOING BAD.

ILLINI WHEN I SAW YOU RUNNING AROUND MONTREAL WITH JJGOLD I SAID TO MYSELF IT MUST SUCK BEING ILLINI I THOUGHT YOU WERE MILDLY RETARDED YOU SURE FOOLED ME ILLINI ANYBODY MAKING MONEY IN THIS ECONOMY DESERVES A TIP OF THE CAP

ILLINI IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT I WILL GET OFF MY WIFES PAYROLL AND COME WORK WITH YOU IN SAN FRANCISCO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITTLE JEW (SEE ILLINI I ALMOST MADE IT THROUGH A THREAD WITHOUT CALLING YOU A JEW THIS GUY ILLINI IS GOING PLACES BOYS IF THERE IS ANY F AGS IN THE FORUM ILLINI IS AVAILABLE AND HE HAS PLENTY OF DOUGH

SHALOM YOUR BUDDY (BEANTOWNJIM)