this is a scientific impossibility.

Tigers ARE 'Tigers'

–and–

toast IS 'toast'

if you cut up a 'tiger' and bring it to a lab to have it analyzed.
i 100% guarantee the results come back 'Tiger'

same with toast.

next time you have a piece of toast. just break out the Electron-Microscope.
and you'll see what i am talking about.

claiming that "Tigers are toast" is just plain 'ole foolishness.