You find about 20 or 25 other fellow weight challenged individuals (in the city of 5 thousand)
Put down your tiny violin
You all eat half of the massive amount you are shoving in your pie holes
You actively (physically) help the other bust outs all around that you have all this pity for and give them all the food you don't eat
You stop spending all the rest of your time posting in internet forums
You finally realize how ungrateful and worthless most (not all) of these dipshits are and how they (most) actually have CHOSEN THIS LIFESTYLE
They come to hate your fat ass and loose all desire for food
Success