wtf is going on, i haven't even been laid in years. Total fluke, and she lives here and knows who i am and i told her the truth about everything

No i didnt tell her i was summoned but would be a cool convo. Her name is gena, medium build, dark hair and looks like delta burke/kirstie alley

She said she was tired of all the fakes and wanted a real man

I can't even remember how to kiss or f\*\*k or anything. Im sure i'll choke tonight. Even taking her to the casino to eat, might play a few hands of blackjack and she said she would be playing with her own money. Of course i offered if she loses and I'm up I'll give her some to play with.

GL to me tonight, i'll probaly screw it all up
Do i used my casino comp coupons for a steak dinner???


So in the last week, ive been summoned, got a date, won 800 bucks, spent 200 on vitamins, hair in a can and joan rivers legs product and found out im going to florida for a week



I can't handle much more