Deuce

Sadly you lack ovaries.

Many SBR posters think a show of generosity will endear them to the one with ovaries.

Most SBR posters do not get any female attention. This is the closest they will get. Shari might say "thanks darling" and e-bat her eyelids.

You will need RogueScholar and his friends to come to the party if you want any free points.