[ElCapitan]

My first season long football thread at SBR. I usually wait until week 3 to start playing games just to see how things shakedown. I will normally play between one to five sides and one to five totals. As an added bonus to SBR members since I know you are a cultured lot, I will publish a short write up as a haiku. So here goes in order of preference:

Week 3 Sides

KC Chiefs +2.5
Wrong side is favored
K C at home plus some points?
They win this outright

Detroit Lions +11
Detroit keeps this close
Surprise low scoring game here
Possible upset

Houston -3
Texans look for real
Cowboys look like steaming dung
Big win for Houston

Cleveland Browns +10
Ten points is too much
Baltimore offense lacking
They win by three points

Denver +5.5 (I have two verses for this one)
Tread lightly here boys
The Broncos may win this one
Take the five point five

Wait until game time
Indy gets bet up by Joe
Broncos plus the points


Week 3 Totals

CLE/BAL Under 37
DET/MIN Under 42
NO/ATL Under 50

[ElCapitan]

Well, so-so results. We'll try again next week.

Week 3 Sides
2-3-0 (-1.3u)

Week 3 Totals
1-2 (-1.2u)

[ElCapitan]

Week 4 Sides
(in order of preference)

Chicago +4

Atlanta -6.5

Pittsburgh -1.5

NY Jets -5.5

Indy -7.5



Week 3 Totals

CAR/NO Under 44

[hitman2010]

BOL

[ElCapitan]

Thanks. Same to you!

[Jon825]

GL my main dude

[ElCapitan]

Yuck.


Week 4 Sides
1-4-0 (-3.4u)

Week 3 Totals
1-0 (+1.0u)

Season Record
Sides 3-7-0 (-4.7u)
Totals 2-2-0 (-0.2u)

[ElCapitan]

Week 5 Sides
(in order of preference)

KC Chiefs +8

St Louis Rams +3

Tennessee Titans +6.5

Denver Broncos +7

San Diego Chargers -6



Week 3 Totals

STL/DET Under 42.5
MIN/NYJ Under 39

[hitman2010]

[ElCapitan]

Whoops, my totals should say Week 5, not Week 3 but I'm sure you noticed that by now.

[ElCapitan]

Maybe I should give up?


Week 5 Sides
1-4-0 (-3.4u)

Week 5 Totals
0-2 (-2.2u)

Season Record
Sides 4-11-0 (-8.1u)
Totals 2-4-0 (-2.4u)

[ElCapitan]

Might be time to start fading me...

Week 6 Sides
(in order of preference)

Oakland Raiders +6.5
I would wait to bet this or buy it up to 7.

Detroit Lions +10

KC Chiefs +4

Tampa Bay Bucs +4

NY Jets -3



Week 6 Totals

ATL/PHI Under 42.5
MIN/DAL Under 45

[ElCapitan]

Week 6 Sides
2-2-1 (-0.2u)

Week 6 Totals
0-1-1 (-1.1u)

Season Record
Sides 6-13-1 (-8.3u)
Totals 2-5-1 (-3.5u)

[ElCapitan]

Week 7 Sides
(in order of preference)

Pittsburgh Steelers -3

New England Patriots +3

Oakland Raiders +8

NY Giants +3

Cleveland Browns +14




Week 7 Totals

PHI/TEN Over 42.5
MIN/GB Under 44

[udlock4life]

bol

[ElCapitan]

Finally a decent week.

Week 7 Sides
4-1-0 (+2.90u)

Week 6 Totals
1-1-0 (-0.1u)

Season Record
Sides 10-14-1 (-5.4u)
Totals 3-6-1 (-3.6u)

[ElCapitan]

Week 8 Sides
(in order of preference)

Tennessee Titans +3.5

KC Chiefs -7.5

Pittsburgh Steelers +1

Tampa Bay Bucs +2

Seattle Seahawks +2.5



Week 8 Totals

PIT/NO Under 44

[ElCapitan]

Welp...back to the drawing board.

Week 8 Sides
1-4-0 (-3.4)

Week 8 Totals
1-0-0 (+1.0)

Season Record
Sides 10-14-1 (-8.8u)
Totals 3-6-1 (-2.6u)

[ElCapitan]

Fade away!


Week 9 Sides
(in order of preference)

Seattle Seahawks +7Canceling this due to Hasselbeck

Arizona Cardinals +8

Indianapolis Colts +3

Chicago Bears -2.5



Week 9 Totals

NO/CAR Under 41

[ElCapitan]

Woohoo! Sweep!

Week 9 Sides
3-0-0 (+3.0)

Week 9 Totals
1-0-0 (+1.0)

Season Record
Sides 13-14-1 (-5.8u)
Totals 4-6-1 (-1.6u)

[ElCapitan]

Week 10 Sides
(in order of preference)

St. Louis Rams +6

KC Chiefs -1

Chicago Bears +1

Tennessee Titans -1



Week 9 Totals

Slight lean to DET/BUF O42.5 but not committing with Stafford out.

[ElCapitan]

Week 10 Sides
2-2-0 (-0.2)

Week 10 Totals
No totals

Season Record
Sides 15-16-1 (-6.0u)
Totals 4-6-1 (-1.6u)

[ElCapitan]

I know this is kind of frowned on here but I didn't get a chance to post these by kickoff yesterday. I'm going to include them here for tracking. Nothing to write home about anyway.

Week 11 Sides
(in order of preference)

Seattle Seahawks +11

Denver Broncos +10

Oakland Raiders +7

Tampa Bay Buccaneers +3.5

Green Bay Packers -3



Week 9 Totals

SEA/NO Under 44.5

[ElCapitan]

Week 11 Sides
2-3-0 (-1.3)

Week 11 Totals
0-1-0 (-1.1)

Season Record
Sides 17-19-1 (-7.3u)
Totals 4-7-1 (-2.7u)

[ElCapitan]

Week 12 Sides
(in order of preference)
St. Louis Rams +4

Chicago Bears +3

Carolina Panthers +10



Week 12 Totals

NO/DAL Under 50
SD/IND Under 51.5

[ElCapitan]

Week 12 Sides
(in order of preference)
St. Louis Rams +4 *WIN*

Chicago Bears +3 *WIN*

Carolina Panthers +10 *WIN*



Week 12 Totals

NO/DAL Under 50 *LOSS*
SD/IND Under 51.5 *WIN*

Week 12 Sides
3-0-0 (+3.0)

Week 12 Totals
1-1-0 (-0.1)

Season Record
Sides 20-19-1 (-4.3u)
Totals 5-8-1 (-2.8u)

[ElCapitan]

Week 13 Sides
(in order of preference)
Oakland Raiders +13

Buffalo Bills +5.5

Cleveland Browns +5



Week 12 Totals

CLE/MIA Under 43

[ElCapitan]

Week 13 Sides
(in order of preference)
Oakland Raiders +13 *WIN*

Buffalo Bills +5.5*LOSS*

Cleveland Browns +5 *WIN*



Week 12 Totals

CLE/MIA Under 43 *WIN*

Week 12 Sides
2-1-0 (+0.9)

Week 12 Totals
1-0-0 (+1.0)

Season Record
Sides 22-20-1 (-3.4u)
Totals 6-8-1 (-1.8u)

[ElCapitan]

Ok boys, going for the gusto here! Lots of action this week!

Week 14 Sides
(in order of preference)
KC Chiefs +7 (2x)

Oakland Raiders +4.5 (2x)

Seattle Seahawks +4.5 (2x)

Cleveland Browns ML +100

Atlanta Falcons -7 (-115)

Chicago Bears +3 (-105)

St. Louis Rams +9

Tennessee Titans +3 (+105)



Week 14 Totals

STL/NO Under 47
NE/CHI Over 41

[ElCapitan]

Couple changes here due to injuries and weather.

Week 14 Sides
(in order of preference)
KC Chiefs +7 (2x) passing on this because of Cassel

Oakland Raiders +4.5 (2x)

Seattle Seahawks +4.5 (2x)

Cleveland Browns ML +100

Atlanta Falcons -7 (-115)

Chicago Bears +3 (-105)

St. Louis Rams +9

Tennessee Titans +3 (+105)



Week 14 Totals

STL/NO Under 47
NE/CHI Over 41 passing on this due to the potential weather in Chicago

[ElCapitan]

Couple changes here due to injuries and weather.

Week 14 Sides
(in order of preference)
KC Chiefs +7 (2x) passing on this because of Cassel

Oakland Raiders +4.5 (2x) *LOSS*

Seattle Seahawks +4.5 (2x) *LOSS*

Cleveland Browns ML +100 *LOSS*

Atlanta Falcons -7 (-115) *WIN*

Chicago Bears +3 (-105) *LOSS*

St. Louis Rams +9 *LOSS*

Tennessee Titans +3 (+105) *WIN*



Week 14 Totals

STL/NO Under 47 *WIN*
NE/CHI Over 41 passing on this due to the potential weather in Chicago

Week 12 Sides
2-5-0 (-5.5)

Week 12 Totals
1-0-0 (+1.0)

Season Record
Sides 24-25-1 (-8.9u)
Totals 7-8-1 (-0.8u)

[ElCapitan]

Week 15 Sides
(in order of preference)

Arizona Cardinals +3 -125

Cleveland Browns +1

Kansas City Chiefs +3 -120


Week 15 Totals

DEN/OAK Over 41.5

[ElCapitan]

Short on time:

For week 16 take Raiders, Falcons, Redskins.

I'll update the thread later tonight.

[ElCapitan]

Week 16 Sides
(in order of preference)

Oakland Raiders +3

Atlanta Falcons -2.5

Washington Redskins +7 (+100)

[ElCapitan]

Week 15 Sides
(in order of preference)

Arizona Cardinals +3 -125 *LOSS*

Cleveland Browns +1 *LOSS*

Kansas City Chiefs +3 -120 *WIN*


Week 15 Totals

DEN/OAK Over 41.5 *WIN*


Week 16 Sides
(in order of preference)

Oakland Raiders +3 *LOSS*

Atlanta Falcons -2.5 *LOSS*

Washington Redskins +7 (+100) *WIN*

Week 15 Sides
1-2-0 (-1.35)

Week 15 Totals
1-0-0 (+1.0)

Week 16 Sides
1-2-0 (-1.2)

Week 16 Totals
No totals

Season Record
Sides 26-29-1 (-11.45u)
Totals 8-8-1 (+0.2u)