Rams -2 (@ Seahawks)
Steelers +3.5 (vs. Ravens)
Bengals -4 (vs. Cardinals)
Giants +5.5 (vs. Vikings)
Saints -6 (vs. Buccaneers)
Titans -1.5 (vs. Bills)
Chargers -6.5 (vs. Broncos)
Cowboys -4 (vs. Packers)
Colts +9 (@ Chiefs)

Fade these picks and you should have a winning Week 5. I've sucked so far this season in football!