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    Jason Pierre Paul Interview

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    I played with firecrackers too...when I was 12.

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    I was at a cookout back in the late 90's and some drunk guy was lighting and throwing M-80's(The old school powerful kind) and he held one too long and right when he threw it, it exploded. Seen a white flash and a mist of blood. He was laughing and shaking his hand and blood was flying everywhere. His thumb was gone along with most of his index and middle fingers. Some girl(I guess his GF or wife) found the thumb and put it in a Styrofoam cup with ice and took him to the hospital.

    After they left, everyone was still in disbelief of what had happened. Someone that knew him said he was a really good lead guitar player and made his living playing in a bunch of local bands.

    We looked for the rest of his other fingers, but never found anything.

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    drunk and firecrackers - not a good combo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    drunk and firecrackers - not a good combo
    Definitely not a good combo.

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    I gotta hand it to him for a fairly quick rehab and return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post
    I gotta hand it to him for a fairly quick rehab and return.
    My only gripe is that it seems that club that he wears adds length to his his ability to block passes. Seems like an unfair advantage.

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    lol

    kid a clown

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    I can't believe Michael Strahan went in for a handshake.

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    FFS


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    Quote Originally Posted by existential View Post
    FFS

    That's some straight up lobster boy shit right there.

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    that is so gross...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I can't believe Michael Strahan went in for a handshake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post
    I gotta hand it to him for a fairly quick rehab and return.
    I see what you did there.

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    one thing he will not be doing this christmas is pleasuring babes with the shocker using his right hand.....

    damn, I figured they could do a helluva lot better job rebuilding a hand than that......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I was at a cookout back in the late 90's and some drunk guy was lighting and throwing M-80's(The old school powerful kind) and he held one too long and right when he threw it, it exploded. Seen a white flash and a mist of blood. He was laughing and shaking his hand and blood was flying everywhere. His thumb was gone along with most of his index and middle fingers. Some girl(I guess his GF or wife) found the thumb and put it in a Styrofoam cup with ice and took him to the hospital.

    After they left, everyone was still in disbelief of what had happened. Someone that knew him said he was a really good lead guitar player and made his living playing in a bunch of local bands.

    We looked for the rest of his other fingers, but never found anything.
    Damn..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    one thing he will not be doing this christmas is pleasuring babes with the shocker using his right hand.....

    damn, I figured they could do a helluva lot better job rebuilding a hand than that......
    I wonder what his hand looked like immediately after it happened. You'd think these guys with fame/status would get the best doctors/surgeons out there. Was probably even worse than it looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShogunRua View Post
    I wonder what his hand looked like immediately after it happened. You'd think these guys with fame/status would get the best doctors/surgeons out there. Was probably even worse than it looks.
    i saw a photo.... exposed bone, pretty much blew all the meat off the two fingers, looked like a straight up skeleton hand..... wish i could remember where i saw that photo.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post
    I gotta hand it to him for a fairly quick rehab and return.
    i see what you did there..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    That's some straight up lobster boy shit right there.
    he'll eventually need to have his thumb and middle fingers amputated. this is, at best, a band-aid solution for now.

    there's still quite a bit of dead tissue on each of those fingers, especially the middle one which is horribly bloated and infected.

    obviously he hopes it'll hold-up for another year or two max so he can try collecting a few more paychecks, but no one's going to give him much.

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    W can rebuild him. We have the technology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by existential View Post
    FFS

    Fukkin hellboy club hand LOL

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