Jason Pierre Paul Interview

**Kermit** · 12-20-15, 08:10 PM

I was at a cookout back in the late 90's and some drunk guy was lighting and throwing M-80's(The old school powerful kind) and he held one too long and right when he threw it, it exploded. Seen a white flash and a mist of blood. He was laughing and shaking his hand and blood was flying everywhere. His thumb was gone along with most of his index and middle fingers. Some girl(I guess his GF or wife) found the thumb and put it in a Styrofoam cup with ice and took him to the hospital.

After they left, everyone was still in disbelief of what had happened. Someone that knew him said he was a really good lead guitar player and made his living playing in a bunch of local bands.

We looked for the rest of his other fingers, but never found anything.

**Booya711** · 12-20-15, 08:12 PM

drunk and firecrackers - not a good combo

**Kermit** · 12-20-15, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

drunk and firecrackers - not a good combo

Definitely not a good combo.

**b1slickguy** · 12-20-15, 09:02 PM

I gotta hand it to him for a fairly quick rehab and return.

**Kermit** · 12-20-15, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by b1slickguy

I gotta hand it to him for a fairly quick rehab and return.

My only gripe is that it seems that club that he wears adds length to his his ability to block passes. Seems like an unfair advantage.

**jjgold** · 12-20-15, 09:24 PM

lol

kid a clown

**The Giant** · 12-20-15, 09:41 PM

I can't believe Michael Strahan went in for a handshake.

**existential** · 12-20-15, 10:10 PM

FFS

**Kermit** · 12-20-15, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by existential

FFS

That's some straight up lobster boy shit right there.

**Jeep_Life 42** · 12-20-15, 10:23 PM

that is so gross...

**GUMMO77** · 12-20-15, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

I can't believe Michael Strahan went in for a handshake.

**ShogunRua** · 12-20-15, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by b1slickguy

I gotta hand it to him for a fairly quick rehab and return.

I see what you did there.

**Auto Donk** · 12-21-15, 12:36 AM

one thing he will not be doing this christmas is pleasuring babes with the shocker using his right hand.....

damn, I figured they could do a helluva lot better job rebuilding a hand than that......

**spurginobili** · 12-21-15, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by Kermit

I was at a cookout back in the late 90's and some drunk guy was lighting and throwing M-80's(The old school powerful kind) and he held one too long and right when he threw it, it exploded. Seen a white flash and a mist of blood. He was laughing and shaking his hand and blood was flying everywhere. His thumb was gone along with most of his index and middle fingers. Some girl(I guess his GF or wife) found the thumb and put it in a Styrofoam cup with ice and took him to the hospital.

After they left, everyone was still in disbelief of what had happened. Someone that knew him said he was a really good lead guitar player and made his living playing in a bunch of local bands.

We looked for the rest of his other fingers, but never found anything.

Damn..

**ShogunRua** · 12-21-15, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

one thing he will not be doing this christmas is pleasuring babes with the shocker using his right hand.....

damn, I figured they could do a helluva lot better job rebuilding a hand than that......

I wonder what his hand looked like immediately after it happened. You'd think these guys with fame/status would get the best doctors/surgeons out there. Was probably even worse than it looks.

**Auto Donk** · 12-21-15, 02:48 AM

Originally posted by ShogunRua

I wonder what his hand looked like immediately after it happened. You'd think these guys with fame/status would get the best doctors/surgeons out there. Was probably even worse than it looks.

i saw a photo.... exposed bone, pretty much blew all the meat off the two fingers, looked like a straight up skeleton hand..... wish i could remember where i saw that photo.....

**JayDr3am** · 12-21-15, 05:34 AM

Originally posted by b1slickguy

I gotta hand it to him for a fairly quick rehab and return.

i see what you did there..

**existential** · 12-21-15, 06:22 AM

Originally posted by Kermit

That's some straight up lobster boy shit right there.

he'll eventually need to have his thumb and middle fingers amputated. this is, at best, a band-aid solution for now.

there's still quite a bit of dead tissue on each of those fingers, especially the middle one which is horribly bloated and infected.

obviously he hopes it'll hold-up for another year or two max so he can try collecting a few more paychecks, but no one's going to give him much.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 12-21-15, 06:32 AM

W can rebuild him. We have the technology.

**Nittany Lion** · 12-21-15, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by existential

FFS

Fukkin hellboy club hand LOL