1. 02-03-11 04:31 PM #1
    HoulihansTX
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    #1 Sign that you are a degenerate

    If the score of the game you bet on, doenst even show up on the ESPN ticker.



    "Buffalo vs Toledo"
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  2. 02-03-11 04:33 PM #2
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    When you overly excited about a bet and accidentally pick the wrong team. Go look at the bet later on and found out you bet on the wrong team. Happened a couple times to me.
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  3. 02-03-11 04:37 PM #3
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    When you bet 10 units on the coin flip of the Super Bowl. Tails never fails boys!!!!

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  4. 02-03-11 04:38 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tower View Post
    When you bet 10 units on the coin flip of the Super Bowl. Tails never fails boys!!!!

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  5. 02-03-11 04:39 PM #5
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    lol =p @ least we won.
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  6. 02-03-11 04:43 PM #6
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    Hey man tails where the money is at. In video games I always take tails.
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  7. 02-03-11 04:44 PM #7
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    What was the final of that game?
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  8. 02-03-11 04:51 PM #8
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  9. 02-03-11 04:56 PM #9
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    When u bet a team and there the last one u need and Ur Watchn and praying but doesn't happen lol
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  10. 02-03-11 04:58 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bcatswin View Post
    What was the final of that game?
    81 - 59 Buffs
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  11. 02-03-11 05:10 PM #11
    HoulihansTX
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    When you spend multiple hours thinking and talking about Ark Little Rock, and their chances of covering the spread.
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  12. 02-03-11 05:20 PM #12
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    when you cry yourself to sleep because san jose st couldnt cover the spread ... wait never mind lol... or you have dreams of sac state hitting a spread covering 3
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  13. 02-03-11 05:27 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoulihansTX View Post
    When you spend multiple hours thinking and talking about Ark Little Rock, and their chances of covering the spread.


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  14. 02-03-11 05:28 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    when you cry yourself to sleep because san jose st couldnt cover the spread ... wait never mind lol... or you have dreams of sac state hitting a spread covering 3
    Speaking of San Jose State tonight....

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  15. 02-03-11 05:43 PM #15
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    When You recognize almost every poster in this thread
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  16. 02-03-11 07:24 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Romanov View Post
    When You recognize almost every poster in this thread

    lmao, when sbr becomes more of your family and friends, then well your actual family and friends
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  17. 02-04-11 01:02 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by thfootball View Post
    When you overly excited about a bet and accidentally pick the wrong team. Go look at the bet later on and found out you bet on the wrong team. Happened a couple times to me.
    god Ive done that a couple times it blows I make that mistake when I look at the Juice instead of the team

    Team A +105 ML

    Team B -110 ML

    my brain will want Team B but my eyes will see the +105 and think its team B but its really team A and then im screwed
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  18. 02-04-11 01:05 AM #18
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    when you buy furniture from a local place because they have a promotion on the super bowl that says if the opening kickoff is returned for a touchdown your furniture is free
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  19. 02-04-11 01:11 AM #19
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    If you get off your computer to go to bed and you get in bed and turn on your phone to comb through these threads for another 2 hours!?
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  20. 02-04-11 08:19 AM #20
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  21. 02-04-11 08:36 AM #21
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    When you're desperate enough to put up with Bodog because they're the only book that accepted your CC.
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  22. 02-04-11 08:55 AM #22
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    When you ask your bookie if they have a good line for the baypark elementary basketball game
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  23. 02-04-11 12:36 PM #23
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    This thread is fukkin hilarious
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  24. 02-04-11 12:40 PM #24
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    When you're trying to google what Fergie will be wearing for the halftime show of the Super Bowl so you can bet on the Prop bet! I think I'm going to go with skirt/dress, but I can find it anywhere!!!
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  25. 02-04-11 01:33 PM #25
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    When you can't maintain a respectable balance on an online book because every time you win a sports bet and there are no more games for the night you go over and throw it away on their blackjack and craps tables.
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  26. 02-04-11 01:36 PM #26
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    When you start a strictly moneyline thread and only one person comments on it and their comment is "why did you start this thread?" yet you still keep posting your losers
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  27. 02-04-11 01:39 PM #27
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    """When you ask your bookie if they have a good line for the baypark elementary basketball game"""

    Last edited by nikossf; 02-04-11 at 01:41 PM. Reason: Reason for Editing: BECAUSE IM A DEGENERATE.
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  28. 02-04-11 01:42 PM #28
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    When you ask your friend to use his smartphone to check scores on ESPN because you don't have a smartphone because you lose all you money betting.
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  29. 02-04-11 02:08 PM #29
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    When you're betting on Ivy League basketball games.
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  30. 02-04-11 02:17 PM #30
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    Thinking of buying an IPhone, just so I can bet on 5Dimes while on the road.
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  31. 02-04-11 02:18 PM #31
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    When you have multiple plays for a Friday night...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukebluejms View Post
    When you have multiple plays for a Friday night...
    When you really need to pull Stony Brook to pull through on a Friday night lol
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  33. 02-04-11 02:31 PM #33
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    Lmao this is classic Haha
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  34. 02-04-11 02:37 PM #34
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    If you need action so bad that you resort on betting on a team that has a one-armed player (Manhattan)
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  35. 02-04-11 02:59 PM #35
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    When your going on websites to find 1940 quality streams of boring no name player womens tennis matches lol
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