1. #36
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    #1:

    When you are on a cold streak, and you pick a team, then bet the OPPOSITE, figuring that you should fade yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by agharah1 View Post
    When you're desperate enough to put up with Bodog because they're the only book that accepted your CC.

    HAHAHA if your with BODOG at ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    they have been scamming people ever since BETONSPORTS was around.....i may only be 27 but I have been online since the beginning

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    They pocket poker$ to the HOUSEEEEEEEEEEE

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    I didnt have school today, so I spent the majority of my time trolling SBR.

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    When the cat jumps on your computer desk and you ask "what do you think about this pick?"

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    I have to chime in on this....


    When you list "SBR University" as your Alma Mater on your resume.

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    Here's one: Can anyone loan me 3 betpoints to play in the SBR poker satellite tonight?

    No seriously I need 3 points. I'll give 6 back to you tomorrow for the 1st person who can help out. Thanks in advance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AMcBoarder View Post
    Here's one: Can anyone loan me 3 betpoints to play in the SBR poker satellite tonight?

    No seriously I need 3 points. I'll give 6 back to you tomorrow for the 1st person who can help out. Thanks in advance.
    GL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartan14745 View Post
    GL!
    Thanks! I wil have the 6 to you by tomorrow morning pst at the latest.

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    i got one...

    your betting brown +2 vs columbia, cause it fits your short home dog system.... ummmm... wait thats me...


    this ones not me, you bet re load your account at least 2 times a week (this is actually a g.a type problem)

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    when your betting on european baskets or hockey, tennis, golf or any other games available on weekdays because ou cant wait till night
    and you get pissed off like me when your not on line and watching espn ticker for scores and they keep interuppting the flow with either the heat score or some fking at bat for a-rod or barry bonds going for their xxx hundreth homer or whatever

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    oh and youve seen more than enough for a lifetime of fvking strong man compettition, billiards, bowling, or poker because your watching the ticker

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    Quote Originally Posted by BathingApe View Post
    Hey man tails where the money is at. In video games I always take tails.
    Haha I always wondered if I was the only one.

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    If you bet against your favorite team...

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Stugoto View Post
    If you bet against your favorite team...
    If you hedge against your favorite team: "Well if the steelers win the sb, i'll be ******* ecstatic! so how bout a ML bet on the pack"

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    If you can't even watch sportscenter when your bankroll is zero...

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Stugoto View Post
    If you can't even watch sportscenter when your bankroll is zero...
    Truth there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romanov View Post
    If you hedge against your favorite team: "Well if the steelers win the sb, i'll be ******* ecstatic! so how bout a ML bet on the pack"

    funny romanov im in that situation right now... i've literally thought about that ever playoff game so far... but i just cannot do it

    its the super bowl and will have only props

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    funny romanov im in that situation right now... i've literally thought about that ever playoff game so far... but i just cannot do it

    its the super bowl and will have only props
    Yup, I love super bowl props when your team is playing. I won a million dollars on this prop a few years ago....

    How many times will McNabb puke - over/under 0

    I took the over...cash money

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    Quote Originally Posted by thfootball View Post
    When you overly excited about a bet and accidentally pick the wrong team. Go look at the bet later on and found out you bet on the wrong team. Happened a couple times to me.
    Fortunately when this has happened to me the team I accidentally bet on has won. Very lucky. Though I have only done this a few times.

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    When you think... hey i really thing this team is gonna win the all star game

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    When you frantically refresh the box score of Iona-Fairfield because no streams are available and the spread could go either way.

    ... And the score only gets updated once every 4 minutes.

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    your betting late night soccer on teams that you couldn't pronounce, let allow know a single player on the team...

    so 5 dengerate status

    1) betting (when im sleeping) soccer
    2) teams i don't have a clue how to say
    3) not even know one guy on the team
    4) betting soccer in general
    5) waking up at 4 am to check if you won

    6) i think i just threw up

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    Start betting blind with over and unders to chase a losing streak....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    your betting late night soccer on teams that you couldn't pronounce, let allow know a single player on the team... so 5 dengerate status 1) betting (when im sleeping) soccer 2) teams i don't have a clue how to say 3) not even know one guy on the team 4) betting soccer in general 5) waking up at 4 am to check if you won 6) i think i just threw up
    and dream about winning all the bets, or the 6 teamer... happened to me twice... all to wake up and and see they lost...

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    who remembers 976-1313- sportsline
    man i got nailed at a job once with like pages and pages of sportsphone charges on my phone- almost fired
    we're talking pre- espn and pre- internet here


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tower View Post
    When you bet 10 units on the coin flip of the Super Bowl. Tails never fails boys!!!!


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    LOL i have done this
    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    your betting late night soccer on teams that you couldn't pronounce, let allow know a single player on the team...

    so 5 dengerate status

    1) betting (when im sleeping) soccer
    2) teams i don't have a clue how to say
    3) not even know one guy on the team
    4) betting soccer in general
    5) waking up at 4 am to check if you won

    6) i think i just threw up

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    Going to the bathroom during a movie date with girlfriend/wife in order to check a bet status, coming back pissed off and not affectionate.

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