1. 01-07-11 11:20 PM #1
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    Madcap's Beaver-Pleaser Teasers

    Down here on Tobacco Road there are three things we'll always understand better than you:

    1) Cigarettes
    2) Pulled Pork BBQ
    3) College basketball

    Conference play is finally here. This is where I make my money.

    So here's how it works:

    I'll make some plays. You'll tail them.
    You won't need any fancy write up or explanation, a) because you won't care, and b) because you don't need to understand one's genius to profit off it.

    So I play.
    You tail.
    And then you win.
    And go looking for tail.
    Chicks dig winners.
    And you please that beaver.

    1st Play:

    Georgetown -2 vs West Virginia
    Syracuse -2.5 @ Seton Hall

    2nd Play:

    Michigan State -2 @ Penn St.
    Baylor -1/2 @ Texas Tech

    3rd Play:

    Old Dominion PK     vs George Mason
    Wake Forest +17 @ NCSU

    BONUS PLAY(because I hate the Tarholes and need to bet against them)

    Virginia +11 vs UNC
    Virginia Tech PK vs Florida State
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  2. 01-08-11 01:02 PM #2
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    Marquette +13 @ Pitt
    Mizzou +1/2 @ Colorado
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  3. 01-08-11 02:54 PM #3
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    Sweet Jesus. We haven't even gotten to the 4:00pm slate and I'm already down 0-3. FUK!

    No, that's ok, learn to enjoy losing.

    This is what happens when you get cute and make your pairs based on television tip-off times and not confidence. Let this be a lesson to you.

    And Georgetown--those sorry bastards. Senior back-court, at home in a tight back and forth contest, you're supposed to take control of the action. And yet you fuckos turn the ball over 4 straight times to end the game. You let me down Hoyas.

    Well, I can't just sit here bitching like a loser. Better make a play:

    UCONN +12.5 @ Texas
    St. Johns +9.5 @ Notre Dame
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  4. 01-08-11 03:15 PM #4
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    I can't help myself.....

    BC -1.5 vs GTech
    Miami +8.5 @ Clemson

    UK -1.5 @ UGA
    UAB -1.5 vs UTEP
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  5. 01-08-11 04:34 PM #5
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    Vandy -1 @ South Carolina
    Oregon St +23.5 @ Washington
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    2-6 at this point. This is what happens when you anger the gambling gods by trying to spread the wealth with a hot hand. Guess I got carried away. Wiping this day off the books. Will return with a level head.
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  7. 01-09-11 12:14 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post
    2-6 at this point. This is what happens when you anger the gambling gods by trying to spread the wealth with a hot hand. Guess I got carried away. Wiping this day off the books. Will return with a level head.
    Those guys are fickle. Dam gambling gods. I think a lot of posters have this curse. Post and lose or don't post and win.
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  8. 01-09-11 11:26 AM #8
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    After yesterday's debacle only making one play today:

    Minnesota +20 @ Ohio State
    Missouri State +9 @ Wichita State
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    Since Minnesota covered with 17 points to spare I'm feeling confident. Making another play:

    Xavier +6 @ Rhode Island
    USC -1 vs UCLA
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    All right. 2-0 on the day. Learned my lesson, keeping the card small rest of the season.
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    What is with this shit?
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    OK, wasn't going to make a play today, but getting Elon as a pick'em against UNCG is like a freebie.

    Elon (PK) @ UNCG
    Notre Dame (+7) @ Marquette
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    What you think of BG +8 at Kent? Thinking BG and the points.
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    Good thing you didn't end up taking Bowling Green.
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    Lost track of time and missed the 7pm lines. Which is a shame, because I would have pounded Texas (-3) with whatever UCONN was laying against Rutgers. So now I have to make up for it. Not sure I really like the 9pm slate, but who says you have to like it?

    Illinois (PK) @ Penn State
    Florida + 7 @ Tennessee

    NCSU (+9.5) @ BC
    Under 150 (NCSU@BC)

    C'mon PACK. Don't let me down now boys. I know I told myself never to bet on you anymore. But what can I say. You're my boys dammit.
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    See a lot of enticing plays out there tonight. Not sure how this is going to go. (5-9 coming into the night. Looking for some redemption.)

    Villanova (PK) vs Louisville
    George Mason (-1.5) @ Northeastern

    SAN DIEGO STATE (-1.5) vs Unlv
    CLEMSON (-3.5) vs Georgia Tech

    Memphis (-2) @ SMU
    Duke (-3.5) @ FSU

    Maryland (-9.5) @ Wake Forest
    Under 153 (Colorado @ KState)
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    Akron (-1.5) vs Ohio
    Davidson (+1/2) vs Furman

    Hofstra (-1/2) @ Towson
    Wichita State (+1/2) @ Creighton

    Georgetown (+1 1/2) vs Pitt
    Iowa State (+13 1/2) vs Kansas
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  18. 01-12-11 06:56 PM #18
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    Holy Jesus Georgetown. YOU SUCK. I'm never betting on you again. Damn you Hoyas.

    Iowa State (+13 1/2) vs Kansas
    LBST (-7) vs UC Davis
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    Northern Iowa (+1/2) @ ILL St.
    Iowa (+2 1/2) vs Northwestern

    Arizona St (+1/2) vs Tulsa
    Idaho (-1/2) vs Nevada
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    Gtown is awful, no idea why they were favored tonight but I went the other way and teased Pitt to 7.5
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    Quote Originally Posted by JT OZ View Post
    Gtown is awful, no idea why they were favored tonight but I went the other way and teased Pitt to 7.5
    Nicely done.

    I saw them beat Memphis and win at Missouri, sort of figured they were a decent team. And it was hard for me to see them dropping to 1-4 in the Big East with back to back losses at home. But I've learned my lesson. Not betting on them anymore.
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  22. 01-13-11 05:14 PM #22
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    Well thanks to Long Beach State blowing a 15 pt lead with 7 minutes to play, I ended the night 5-5. Still a shitty 10-14 on the season. Ugly.
    (7-0 straight up so far this week amazingly enough. Retarded)

    Minnesota (+7) vs Purdue
    Over 112 (ODU @ Drexel)

    UNC (-1.5) vs VTECH
    Oregon (+9.5) vs USC
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  23. 01-13-11 10:22 PM #23
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    Oregon +10.5 vs USC
    Portland -6 vs Loyola Marymount
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    12-15 on the season. Thanks Portland for blowing a ten point lead with ten minutes to play.

    Memphis (PK) vs Marshall
    Villanova (-2)

    Penn St. (+23) @ Ohio State
    Over 130 (Duke vs UVA)

    USC (-1) @ Oregon State
    Long Beach State (PK) vs Pacific

    Kansas State (-8) vs Texas Tech
    UCONN (-5) @ Depaul
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  25. 01-15-11 01:37 PM #25
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    Fukk this posting bullshit. Here are the last ten totals for UVA@Duke:

    152
    145
    146
    168
    133
    197
    175
    164
    192
    184

    I tease the over to 130.

    Score ten minutes in? 11-11.

    Oh, and Maryland, fukking Maryland, who has been making the ACC look like dogshit for years by losing outside the conference to shit teams and never getting a signature win except against Duke, well they finally decide that maybe they should win a non-conference game against a top ranked opponent, and the one time they do, I've picked them to lose. FUK YOU MARYLAND.
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    Well hot damn. Maryland ended up melting down like they always do, and Duke/UVA both managed to figure out how to find the hoop. 2-0 on the day so far. Let's keep it going.
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    Cal +10 vs. Washington
    Under 151 1/2 (Washington vs Cal)
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    reaching the .500 mark. You should post your straight plays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fishmonger View Post
    reaching the .500 mark. You should post your straight plays.
    No way. I'm not screwing up the good thing I got going with that.
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    Illinois (PK) vs Michigan St.
    Northwestern (-2.5) vs Michigan

    Georgetown (+1/2) @ Seton Hall
    Nebraska (PK) vs Colorado
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    Marquette (-13 1/2) vs Depaul
    Kentucky (-1/2) @ Alabama
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    I took bama +4.5 but I was pulling for you at the end so we both could hit.
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    17-18 on the year. Taking some smaller games tonight. Mainly home favs in close ones. We'll see how it goes.

    Notre Dame (PK) vs Cincy
    South Carolina (PK) vs Arkansas

    Missouri St (PK) @ Indiana St.
    UNLV (-8 1/2) vs Colorado St.

    Delaware (PK) vs Northeastern
    Buffalo (PK) vs Kent St

    Ball St (PK) @ E. Michigan
    Xavier (-1) @ St. Bonny

    Oklahoma St (-1/2) vs Iowa State
    Texas (-2.5) vs Texas A&M
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    Well not a bad night. Could have been 5-0 on the night if not for the refs bailing out Indiana St. on a bogus foul call with less than a second to play. But I'll take 4-1 any day. That makes it 21-19 on the year, finally bringing me back above .500, and 19-12 since that opening post day 2-7 debacle. Things are turning around.
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    All right, feeling pretty good. Another 5 carder....

    Maryland (-1.5) vs VTECH
    OVER 119.5 (SFLA @ Rutgers)

    Denver (+1/2) vs Ark St
    Cal Riverside (+1/2) vs Cal Poly

    Florida (-8.5) @ Auburn
    Wright State (-2.5) @ Youngstown State

    FIU (+1) vs ARK-LR
    Elon (+6) vs Davidson

    Rutgers (PK) vs SFLA
    Central Michigan (-1) vs N. Illinois
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