[Sir Cashalot]

Many of you know me as Sir Cashalot, and you're correct. Welcome to the 2010-2011 Sir Cashalot NBA experience.

Unlike other guys/gals who lie & post false records, I'm gonna blast through the bookie's number like you never seen.

I don't post false records, as proof I give you my updated record as of today: 0-0 updated today.

Sheri91 is welcome to post. So are the rest of you.

So you wanna make some $$$ ???

Let me tell you, I know virtually every poster here his/her bankroll torn to shreds by month 2 of every sports season. Then you can't wait for next sport, and you get hammered there, too.

You have no plan, that's your first problem.

Second problem is most of you wouldn't know a value bet if you choked on it.

Third problme is you haven't been following my thread before todday. Let's face it, that cost you.


enuff of this "getting to know you" bs....

Like gap-toothed Dan Baired once said (probably before most of you were born):

I gots 100 units in my pocket goin jingalingaling....

[Sir Cashalot]

Here me now, thank me later:

Toronto Craptors -1

lay 11 units to win 10

[Sir Cashalot]

Bosh was part of the problem.....Amir Johnson might be the rest.

I wanna know if second stringer Amir Johnson is Christian or Muslim, cuz if that boy's worshipping 2 Gods, it ain't gonna end well & he may as well kiss any hope of a serious NBA career bye bye.

[Sir Cashalot]

how many fukkin layups did the craptors blow in 1st half....

shit deal, warriors backers I'd quit while I'm ahead if i was you

[Sir Cashalot]

down 11 units on the night

bankroll started at 100 units now at 89 units

tomorrow we celebrate my triumphant return

[Sir Cashalot]

drunken stooper last nite....helluva way for craptors to treat such winnable home game


I wolfed a vodka shot every effin time the craptors missed an effin layup.....needless to say I was plastered by Q2.


Glad that's over, now time for an appetizer:

PACERS +1.5 units TBD

gonna nail this one easy unless I keep catching these shit breaks like some poor bastard on indiana forgets to tie his shoelaces or something...

[Sir Cashalot]

pacers +2 now

[Sir Cashalot]

feelin a parlay comin on...

[Sir Cashalot]

how do people in this forum not get eatin alive by bookies by now?

seriously, there ain't hardly a dude in this joint got a clue

now lets talk turkey:

Pacers ML +105 lay 8 units
round robin from NHL thread.....addd it up & we gonna pile it on tonite boyzz

[Sir Cashalot]

effin TOLEDO UNDER 52 lets ring that baby up for an 8 spot

I'm feelin strong after last nite. Got 89 UNITS to my name babydolls.....how much u got????

[Sir Cashalot]

if not for those c*nts from toledo I woulda swept the board

paces ml +105 and how.....

if denver/paces played tomorrow oddsmakers would price indy -8

[Sir Cashalot]

plus unit night.....i'm too drunk rite now to count

[Sir Cashalot]

I"m sharing mudslides with fella I met named Sir Drinksalot

I made him $$$$ now he's making me drinks