1. 05-26-10 01:16 PM #1
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    Someone Stop Me from Betting the House!

    I've worked out a deal with my bank -- one-time offer -- where I can get the Magic at -4 tonight. If I win, my broker will pay off the rest of my mortgage tomorrow morning. If it doesn't, my family and I will be in a van down by the river.

    So should I do it? I really like Orlando in this spot, and I think it's worth a shot.

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  2. 05-26-10 01:18 PM #2
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  3. 05-26-10 01:19 PM #3
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    haha funny shit... i wouldnt put up my old shack on the magic, let alone my house
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  5. 05-26-10 01:23 PM #5
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    Hell might as well put the van on it too!
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  6. 05-26-10 01:24 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by hugh4310 View Post
    Hell might as well put the van on it too!
    Hmmm -- good idea. After all, we do have a tent in the back. No holes or anything.

    I'll give my guy a call.

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  7. 05-26-10 01:27 PM #7
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    might as well do it what do you have to lose
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  8. 05-26-10 01:42 PM #8
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    did you cap magic yourself or did you only post this after you saw Paco was on magic?
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  9. 05-26-10 01:46 PM #9
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    Absolutely, by all means wager your home on tonites game. Always, remember stuff such as homes are only temporary and gambling is forever. Best of luck to you nocoin. BTW, how about taking the wife to a nice dinner before the game and get her good and drunk and tell her what you have done and then you 2 can get a nice dopamine rush watching the game... Deal??
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    i'd put van into it too if i were u
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  11. 05-26-10 02:22 PM #11
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    wtf man dont do it
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    Any word on health of Allen and/or Rondo?
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  14. 05-26-10 03:17 PM #14
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    Crazy people here
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  15. 05-26-10 03:18 PM #15
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    he's gonna come in here after the game and say he didn't bet it if magic lose, if magic win and cover he'll be like I just hit the biggest lick of my life.
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    By all means, do it.

    Next time you are on the phone with the broker finalizing this bet, find out if he will take human slaves and/or organs*

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    *I wouldn't recommend betting your wife, or your liver, on the Magic tonight. But should you lose the house, you will want a way to get it back, right?
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    go for it!!
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    Yeah, go for it.
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    As THEY say, "got a vibe let it ride."
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    Quote Originally Posted by lyon804 View Post
    Absolutely, by all means wager your home on tonites game. Always, remember stuff such as homes are only temporary and gambling is forever. Best of luck to you nocoin. BTW, how about taking the wife to a nice dinner before the game and get her good and drunk and tell her what you have done and then you 2 can get a nice dopamine rush watching the game... Deal??
    Thanks for the plan.

    And the kids? What do I do with them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    did you cap magic yourself or did you only post this after you saw Paco was on magic?
    You know I don't know how to cap, Goat.

    I'm a minion through and through. Paco takes Magic, so I wager my house. That's my strategy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    he's gonna come in here after the game and say he didn't bet it if magic lose, if magic win and cover he'll be like I just hit the biggest lick of my life.
    Damn straight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pick'nParlays View Post

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  26. 05-27-10 12:34 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pick'nParlays View Post

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