Originally Posted by
BigdaddyQH
Diving deep into Division II, we go to Texas A&M Commerce, where it appears that the entire football team was involved in the theft of every school newspaper. Aparently there was a lead story about how two of the team's members were busted for drugs, and the team did not like it. So they went around campus and took every paper. Two member of the team have been identified. HC Guy Morriss, a major loser in FBS Head Coaching and a 5-5 record at A&M Commerce praised his team for the deed, stating that he was proud of the team and that "this was the best team exercise we have ever done". When A.D. Carlton Cooper was notified of the video of the two football players he became worried because he "didn't think they were smart enough to do this on their own."