OK, I know not everyone on SBR is a degenerate, only about 99.9% of you. Way too many posters were way too happy to hear about the $50 match plays in the SBRstore. LOL Why dont you just tattoo DEGENERATE across your forheads ?
Well, anyway I know there is a natural Douchebaggery to my personality. Thats what my wife told me anyhow when she filed for divorce, kickedme out of the house and starting boning my brother. So I guess its true.
So here, in an effort to attone for my assholeness I will post some locks for you degenerate losers to bet on. When I say LOCK, I mean LOCK. That means these plays are going to win. These are not the same as railturds LOCKS that went something like 3-12 in week 2.
So anyways boys, run down to the plasma center and make a donation. Take the $75 or whatever they pay and deposit in some good book. Then keep doubling up on these locks. That way, come Christmas time you will have a nice little roll to buy your boyfriends a good present with.
These LOCKS will be teasers, pleasers, team totals, props. Whatever. There are things to bet on other than the big nationally televised game of the week, square.
But they will all be honest plays currently available at thegreek.com and they will all be -130 juice or lower. They will all win, they are LOCKS.
I will post the first LOCKS soon, have to give you losers time to get back from the blood bank.
Last edited by nobs; 10-15-09 at 04:56 PM.
Reason: I felt like it
Ok you degenerate losers, I hope they gave you $75 for your blood. I hope you didnt stop and buy crack or a $3 ho on your way home. Yeah, I know your type all too well.
Anyways, I am assuming your losers asses actually got home from the blood bank with the $75.
So here goes,
Lock #1.
4 team 13 point teaser ties lose ( all lines current atthegreek)
risking $75 to win $57.69
Cincinatti Bearcats + 11 1/2
Minnesota Gophers + 31 1/2
San Jose State + 32
Washington Huskies + 20
This one is from the NFL. I have to work extra hard to make it all NFL so you idiots have something to bet the balance on Sunday. I dont want that money just sitting in your account because you and I both know you will bet it on some stupid degenerate play and lose it all. You have all done it so many times.
LOCK #2
KC Chiefs + 20 1/2
Baltimore Ravens + 16
San Diego + 10 1/2
Pittsburgh - 1/2
That is all you losers are getting this week. Starting next week, you only get 1 or 2 a week so you better enjoy these. I really wish you had more money to bet these with, but of course you degenerate losers are broke.
Well, I have wasted enough of my time with you losers today, see you next week with more LOCKS.
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Why dont you just tattoo DEGENERATE across your forheads ?
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