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    mission
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    Teaser all in.. Thoughts?

    Getting smashed last two weeks.. Only $75 left to win $937.50. Letting it ride!

    Edited... took out Tenn/Vandy and added some NFL thanks to your feedback. Just placed the bet.

    96800701-111/19/11 12:22am$75.00$937.50Pending9 Team Teaser (ties push) Teaser tp 7½fb & 5½bk

    321 Wisconsin -7 * vs Illinois
    327 Louisville +8½ * vs Connecticut
    335 Clemson pk * vs NC State
    365 Washington U +5½ * vs Oregon State
    370 Stanford -9½ * vs California
    381 Kansas State +15½ * vs Texas
    420 Baltimore Ravens pk * vs Cincinnati Bengals
    428 Green Bay Packers -8 * vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    432 San Francisco 49ers -4 * vs Arizona Cardinals

    Where does this lose?
    Last edited by mission; 11-18-11 at 11:55 PM.

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    onacloud
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    tenn can win by a TD

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    tenn got their start comin back 2mrw

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    Ok I see a trend here... suggestions to substitute there? Thanks guys

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    96800701-111/19/11 12:22am$75.00$937.50Pending9 Team Teaser (ties push) Teaser tp 7½fb & 5½bk



    Pending11/19/11 12:00pm College Football 321 Wisconsin -7 * vs Illinois



    Pending11/19/11 12:00pm College Football 327 Louisville +8½ * vs Connecticut



    Pending11/19/11 3:30pm College Football 335 Clemson pk * vs NC State



    Pending11/19/11 3:30pm College Football 365 Washington U +5½ * vs Oregon State



    Pending11/19/11 10:15pm College Football 370 Stanford -9½ * vs California



    Pending11/19/11 8:00pm College Football 381 Kansas State +15½ * vs Texas



    Pending11/20/11 1:00pm NFL Football 420 Baltimore Ravens pk * vs Cincinnati Bengals



    Pending11/20/11 1:00pm NFL Football 428 Green Bay Packers -8 * vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers



    Pending11/20/11 4:05pm NFL Football 432 San Francisco 49ers -4 * vs Arizona Cardinals

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    didnt mean to do ties push damn

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    Good luck bro. We've all been there at one point, in our illustrious betting careers. Better check your card or projected win. 6 teamer duplicated showing 12, odds reflect basically a (7pt) 9 - team teaser. If you have to reload and get in this situation again, better to divide funds by 2 and make two straight bets. Even two, two team teasers. Sometimes you have to be a grinder and slowly fight your way back. I like your picks and looked at those games, but only went with K St + 8 1/2 as a straight bet out of the above. Hope you hit and be more patient, but patience is a virtue that we can all struggle with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pivotpoint View Post
    Good luck bro. We've all been there at one point, in our illustrious betting careers. Better check your card or projected win. 6 teamer duplicated showing 12, odds reflect basically a (7pt) 9 - team teaser. If you have to reload and get in this situation again, better to divide funds by 2 and make two straight bets. Even two, two team teasers. Sometimes you have to be a grinder and slowly fight your way back. I like your picks and looked at those games, but only went with K St + 8 1/2 as a straight bet out of the above. Hope you hit and be more patient, but patience is a virtue that we can all struggle with.
    Thanks man, yeah. I'm really a former poker multi-tabler trying my hand here. Tried to stick to a strict bankroll mgmt but literally been getting steamrolled tailing some "reputable" listing services and just generally playing like a public noob. Can't keep reloading, gotta know when to fold.

    I made the wrong edit on the bet though... check out the one I posted below, I actually placed it... 75 for 932 or something. Not that any of this is foolproof but it'd be nice to hit with the door half way to hitting me in the ass!! And if it doesn't, well... I'll almost be relieved.


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    You'd be better off taking half your bankroll and put it on one bet or maybe a two teamer. I can guarantee you that two of those will not hit and it will all be gone. Teasers are a waste of money because they make you think that you're getting some kind of edge, but in all reality you're just handing more money over to the books.

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    I see why u been getting smashed............

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    I only do straight bets but what if I do that here?? I'll have $150. Big deal. I either want to go bust so I can go back to a normal life (lol) or I want to cash out a grand and just be done with it. Money ain't the problem, but I'm smart enough to know that I'm not a profitable gambler.

    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    I see why u been getting smashed............
    You telling me I suck somehow makes me feel like I have a chance here.

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    thoughts??? yesss i have thoughts!!! betting teasers in cfb is a great way to lose money!!!! i suck at betting and i know that teasers in cfb will lose you money!

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    I think Connecticut could win by at least a TD today so that might be a loss but apart from that it looks pretty good. Teasers are never guaranteed though. Good luck

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    good luck, brah.
    actually looks good to me, but then again...
    check out my teaser for today at noon:

    nebraska +10/OVER 44 2x @ -120

    my downfall used to be degenerate benders on
    five team parlays and teasers in the NFL... last season,
    I lost a majority of my saturday profits back on sunday.
    I started reading your card, but when I saw the transition
    from NCAA to NFL, I thought, "oh, here we go..."
    good luck though, brah. hope like hell you cash the mofo!

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    These are all games I would have bet straight up so I'm taking a shot here. I don't need generic advice like parlays and teasers are a waste.. I know that.

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    Ya I'm a little worried about that Louisville play... Thanks for the good lucks guys, I know its slim chances here, this isn't to pay my mortgage or anything. Just figured I'd go all or nothing. Expecting a loss, hoping for a win.

    BOL to you guys today!

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    anything over five teams is astronomically more difficult,
    in my humble opinion. it's like cracking a safe! it can be done, though.
    anyway, good luck! an 8 team tease in 2 phases: first, the NCAA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackeyeshamus View Post
    anything over five teams is astronomically more difficult,
    in my humble opinion. it's like cracking a safe! it can be done, though.
    anyway, good luck! an 8 team tease in 2 phases: first, the NCAA!
    You're right bro, I'm just hoping to make it to phase 2!!! Figure I have better odds than buying a lotto ticket do fuggit

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