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    Easiest parlay ever...

    For those of you who like interracial sex and intersport bets....

    Cain Velasquez inside distance (-425) + Miami Heat to win series by -1.5 games (-220) for 25 units

    Also will parlay Cain in round 1 +210 with Miami Heat to win series by -1.5 games (-220) + Glover Teixeira (-300) + Donald Cerrone (-300) for 2 units

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    I tailed on the first one so I actually maintain some interest in the NBA... As for this weekend's UFC it just seems like I could just do a bunch of favorites parlays and have a great weekend. I realize there is no true advantage to doing the parlay but sometimes I get busy doing things in between the fights and wouldn't get the bet down in time...so sometimes its easier to just lock it in.
    What does your most confident picks order look like?

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    I like the main parlay i have something similar.

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    I have heat to win in 5 or 6 (average odds of -105). pacers should win at least 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunisherIND View Post
    I have heat to win in 5 or 6 (average odds of -105). pacers should win at least 1.
    Nice! interesting....

    I have many parlays with not spurs in 5 games and not miami in 4.

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    Already got 9 units on Heat -200 to win title. Grabbed it after they lost game 1 vs Chicago. Just assuming it hits.

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    heat to win champ at -155 and -175 just before the playoffs (i think) were best odds ive seen all year

    westbrook got injured right after and locked it all up

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    Quote Originally Posted by the josh View Post
    heat to win champ at -155 and -175 just before the playoffs (i think) were best odds ive seen all year

    westbrook got injured right after and locked it all up
    its pretty cool you came out as gay


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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    For those of you who like interracial sex and intersport bets....

    Cain Velasquez inside distance (-425) + Miami Heat to win series by -1.5 games (-220) for 25 units

    Also will parlay Cain in round 1 +210 with Miami Heat to win series by -1.5 games (-220) + Glover Teixeira (-300) + Donald Cerrone (-300) for 2 units
    pride>ufc its getting scary that we think alike

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    Quote Originally Posted by the josh View Post
    heat to win champ at -155 and -175 just before the playoffs (i think) were best odds ive seen all year

    westbrook got injured right after and locked it all up
    Are you a top or bottom? No homo.

    You promise this shit is going to cash OP?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sideloaded View Post
    pride>ufc its getting scary that we think alike
    why do you still call me that? You never even knew my two other aliases Diaz209 and pride>ufc

    speaking of pride> ufc, pride> ufc if Cain and JDS go down to a strikeforce and pride guy, anybody follow me on that one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mirinquads View Post
    Are you a top or bottom? No homo.

    You promise this shit is going to cash OP?
    i promise after Lebron's lucky layup to win the game

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    i promise after Lebron's lucky layup to win the game
    lol @ lucky layup but not a lucky 3 by george? And that was a ticky tack foul on the 3 point attempt in ot. Great fockin game though. Pacers will definitely win at least one game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunisherIND View Post
    lol @ lucky layup but not a lucky 3 by george? And that was a ticky tack foul on the 3 point attempt in ot. Great fockin game though. Pacers will definitely win at least one game.
    let me clarify...the 3 was an incredible shot but fairly lucky. Cost me my parlay with Pacers and under, and the layup wasn't lucky, but Miami was lucky that Paul George decided to get out of the way and make sure Lebron had an easy layup for the win...and no one in the key to help block the shot? seemed fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    let me clarify...the 3 was an incredible shot but fairly lucky. Cost me my parlay with Pacers and under, and the layup wasn't lucky, but Miami was lucky that Paul George decided to get out of the way and make sure Lebron had an easy layup for the win...and no one in the key to help block the shot? seemed fixed.
    lol. If anything, refs wanted pacers to win. Stretch out the series = more $ for nba. That george 3p in regulation cost me too. killed my play on george u18.5 pts, and then lost george u4.5 free throws in ot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunisherIND View Post
    lol. If anything, refs wanted pacers to win. Stretch out the series = more $ for nba. That george 3p in regulation cost me too. killed my play on george u18.5 pts, and then lost george u4.5 free throws in ot.
    That george 3pointer made me rich as penetrate!

    God bless that cabrón!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabaka View Post
    That george 3pointer made me rich as penetrate!

    God bless that cabrón!
    special, just for u pendejo

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    why do you still call me that? You never even knew my two other aliases Diaz209 and pride>ufc

    speaking of pride> ufc, pride> ufc if Cain and JDS go down to a strikeforce and pride guy, anybody follow me on that one?
    sorry man I can only remember like 20 posters so its easier for me like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    For those of you who like interracial sex and intersport bets....

    Cain Velasquez inside distance (-425) + Miami Heat to win series by -1.5 games (-220) for 25 units

    Also will parlay Cain in round 1 +210 with Miami Heat to win series by -1.5 games (-220) + Glover Teixeira (-300) + Donald Cerrone (-300) for 2 units
    Who would've thought the Miami Heat and their heartless, pu$$y superstar would be the only one worrying me at this moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunisherIND View Post
    lol. If anything, refs wanted pacers to win. Stretch out the series = more $ for nba. That george 3p in regulation cost me too. killed my play on george u18.5 pts, and then lost george u4.5 free throws in ot.
    no way...Pacers are actually the better team in my opinion. Unfortunately for the Pacers, they will be playing against refs also in this series.

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    The Heat are a soft rebounding team going against the best rebounding team..Tough to say who wins that series but I wouldnt be surprised to see it go 7.. Wade played great for them vs Indy last year when Miami was down 2-1 but he looks like he is starting to decline( injuries age etc)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playmaker View Post
    The Heat are a soft rebounding team going against the best rebounding team..Tough to say who wins that series but I wouldnt be surprised to see it go 7.. Wade played great for them vs Indy last year when Miami was down 2-1 but he looks like he is starting to decline( injuries age etc)
    very worried about tonight...I might even hedge with a little on Indiana...these guys are on a mission and the Heat will need referee help to win this series.

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    it's going to cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by sideloaded View Post
    it's going to cash
    no longer worried

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    Up a lot recently....adding 5 units on big black booty Serena and Erik Silva

    1 unit on big black booty serena, erik silva tko/ko +150, feijao, and boston -2 in the series vs pitt

    2 units on werdum, erik silva, and ferrer vs tsonga

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    Got Erick left in a Parlay.

    06/05 12:06 PM Money Line $40.00 $71.59 Baseball MLB - Philadelphia Phillies -230 for Game Baseball MLB - New York Yankees -180 for Game
    U.F.C. U.F.C. - Erick Silva -400 for Fight Lines

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    For those of you who like interracial sex and intersport bets....

    Cain Velasquez inside distance (-425) + Miami Heat to win series by -1.5 games (-220) for 25 units

    Also will parlay Cain in round 1 +210 with Miami Heat to win series by -1.5 games (-220) + Glover Teixeira (-300) + Donald Cerrone (-300) for 2 units
    Quote Originally Posted by sideloaded View Post
    it's going to cash
    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    no longer worried
    I'm really confused. Which series does the bet refer to? I presume it's the Indiana one, in which case wouldn't your parlay get cracked since it's a -1.5 handicap and the series went 4W-3L for the Heat (i.e. wouldn't the Heat need to win in 6 or less)? Am I missing something boys?

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    That one didnt cash. You are right dr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Got Erick left in a Parlay.

    06/05 12:06 PM Money Line $40.00 $71.59 Baseball MLB - Philadelphia Phillies -230 for Game Baseball MLB - New York Yankees -180 for Game
    U.F.C. U.F.C. - Erick Silva -400 for Fight Lines
    Got Erick in another parlay now. This one will only pay around $90 though since Markes is out.

    06/07 09:49 AM Money Line $71.36 $154.41 U.F.C. U.F.C. - Ronny Markes -260 for Fight Lines Baseball MLB - Pittsburgh Pirates -115 for Game
    U.F.C. U.F.C. - Erick Silva -450 for Fight Lines

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanna Bet On It? View Post
    I'm really confused. Which series does the bet refer to? I presume it's the Indiana one, in which case wouldn't your parlay get cracked since it's a -1.5 handicap and the series went 4W-3L for the Heat (i.e. wouldn't the Heat need to win in 6 or less)? Am I missing something boys?
    That one didn't cash...no one will believe me (as they shouldn't) but I hedged hard on the Pacers in game 6 at +125 and at least won back about 60% of it.

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