1. 04-22-12 02:00 PM #1
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    Got in a fight while watching UFC 145...

    ...with this dude at the bar. He said some shit about my freakishly large forehead and told me my eyes were too close together. So I swung on him and he jacked my face up pretty bad, it was all swollen and leaking. Afterwards I started doing pushups so everyone in the bar knew I won the fight.
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  2. 04-22-12 02:06 PM #2
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    cool story bro
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  3. 04-22-12 02:41 PM #3
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    Someone sounds butthurt for losing $$$ on the machine.

    Less comedy, more common sense next time bro
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  4. 04-22-12 02:43 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanna Bet On It? View Post
    Someone sounds butthurt for losing $$$ on the machine.

    Less comedy, more common sense next time bro
    Yea. That must be it.
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  5. 04-22-12 08:30 PM #5
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    I did laught
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  6. 04-24-12 08:42 AM #6
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    LOL. Classic.
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  7. 04-24-12 10:25 AM #7
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    No police involved? The day I did that would be the day I got assault charges.
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  8. 04-24-12 10:29 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by PROFIT MACHINE View Post
    No police involved? The day I did that would be the day I got assault charges.
    lol Ur not getting it!
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  9. 04-24-12 06:59 PM #9
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    i kicked the cripplers ass then did situps to outdo his pushups so every1 knew that i really won the fight
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  10. 04-24-12 08:11 PM #10
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    It almost worked. 1/3 thought you won. If you had done some backflips or something afterwards you would have left a winner.
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