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    well done....

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    just likes saying Giants name

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    Hmmm... chick wearing her obvious sexual frustration on her sleeve gleefully saying she likes mouthing "The Giant" a lot.

    Sure don't need any Freud devotees to figure you out, JoJo!
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    Hope The Giant saved some for the Giants -2.5.

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    Dam, one of the biggest benefits of winning a tourney is getting mentioned by Jonelyn and nothing, but TheGiant gets a phantom mention!

    Whats up with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerDog99 View Post
    Dam, one of the biggest benefits of winning a tourney is getting mentioned by Jonelyn and nothing, but TheGiant gets a phantom mention!

    Whats up with that?
    See post #4, my friend.

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    Biteme how the hell is she not already in Videos pal? Your failing majorly.

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    Jonie my love cant say I like the outfit today

    Jonie I know you will do better tommorow

    Jonie cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by borednaz View Post
    Biteme how the hell is she not already in Videos pal? Your failing majorly.
    Jonie is playing a lil hard to get... but Ron Jeremy doesn't call me "The Closer" for nuthin, pal.

    Hang in there... I'll get er done.

    I think she thinks she's gonna start off being a "contract girl" or sumpthin'... AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

    Unless, o'course, she personally shows me how much she really "wants it."


    Now bored... I see ya sitting there doing a very good broke dikk fuukk imitation with your whopping 4 pts and 1 in sportsbook.

    With MNF and the G-men about to cash?!??? WTF is wrong with you pal....

    Being my usual altruistic self, I'll give ya 30pts if ya pen a limerick explaining why JoJo should be in porn vids... ASAP.

    Clock's tickin'... GO!

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    No thanks I'd just blow it in Poker pal. And I have faith, you just need to convince Jonelyn to come to a SBR Bash. Poor on the "Free" drinks and boom.
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    Buried!

    Love you, Jonelyn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post

    Being my usual altruistic self, I'll give ya 30pts if ya pen a limerick explaining why JoJo should be in porn vids... ASAP.

    Clock's tickin'... GO!
    If I'm asked for my most +EV pick
    I would have JoJo star in a skin flick,
    Charge 'em points and they'll pay,
    (Plus it's the only way,
    I Might ever win points off that Bite' prick).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    If I'm asked for my most +EV pick
    I would have JoJo star in a skin flick,
    Charge 'em points and they'll pay,
    (Plus it's the only way,
    I Might ever win points off that Bite' prick).


    Lol argh I wouldve wrote the limerick and play some poker!
    Need more limericks haha?

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    Jojo and a prick ,
    niether had a d**k
    Were trapped inside and did not know what to do,
    'Moan when I push', said jojo,
    'Let it out all over me ', said the prick,
    In the end they finally escaped when the clock frozed at the last tick.

    hhahaha
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    If you're trying to show up my rhyme,
    I'd suggest you do better next time;
    Yours was OK,
    but sir, step away
    from this thread, because Bite's points are mine!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    If you're trying to show up my rhyme,
    I'd suggest you do better next time;
    Yours was OK,
    but sir, step away
    from this thread, because Bite's points are mine!
    Sorry ProPicker... 3D just laid you out... Tyson-prime-style.

    GAME. SET. MATCH. 3D!
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    Lol yeah, but I thought we were doing this on Jojo. We can battle it out haha.
    Lock this prop in tonight fellas
    1 JAMEER NELSON +3.5 -120

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    lol, this is funny, Biteme, you are a generous and very funny guy.

    Well done ProPicker and Triple_D!

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    Haha yeah BiteMe is the man lol, got me playing poker right now.
    I surrender though against Triple_D he shut me down , I got no comeback for him haha.

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    Bite me's points are cursed. He just buried me, I put all my points on The Giants because he insisted they'd win. So I teased Giants & Over. I'm going to lose.. Thanks a lot Biteme.
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    Yeah it looks so haha, both looks like losers so far.
    Ticket#:1806513
    Dec 03 10:30 PM
    Dec 03 10:07 PM NBA STRAIGHT BET
    [511] ORLANDO +460
    5.00 / 23.00
    Ticket#:1806519
    Dec 03 10:30 PM
    Dec 03 10:22 PM TNT MAGIC VS WARRIORS,NELSON VS CURRY:MOST PTS+AST
    [1] JAMEER NELSON +3.5 -120
    16.25 / 13.54

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    But it was very generous of him to give away free pts like that lol.
    Oh well... thanks again Bite.
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    Good Luck boys!

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    There once was a girl named JoJo,
    Who liked to suck creme from a HoHo,
    Bite me said star for me,
    in my pornography,
    JoJo said that's a no-no!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerDog99 View Post
    Good Luck boys!
    Thanks alot BD99, nice pit btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProPicker713 View Post
    Thanks alot BD99, nice pit btw.
    No problem. If you meant nice pic, ironically, Biteme made/found it for me... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by borednaz View Post
    Bite me's points are cursed. He just buried me, I put all my points on The Giants because he insisted they'd win. So I teased Giants & Over. I'm going to lose.. Thanks a lot Biteme.
    You took advice from a New Yorker who knows nothing about sports betting? Oh my....you're lucky Beer Dog is a Saint!

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    Find me a cool avatar pic biteme lol.

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    There once was a poster, a fanciful fellow, who went by the handle of BiteMe
    He claimed he'd been labeled a 'closer' of sorts, by the likes of the great Mr. Jeremy.
    The spelling is accurate, but quite misleading; when asked to confirm, Ron said "No sir!"
    "His prick was so small, couldn't see it at all, so I told him to come a bit closer!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    You took advice from a New Yorker who knows nothing about sports betting? Oh my....you're lucky Beer Dog is a Saint!
    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    There once was a poster, a fanciful fellow, who went by the handle of BiteMe
    He claimed he'd been labeled a 'closer' of sorts, by the likes of the great Mr. Jeremy.
    The spelling is accurate, but quite misleading; when asked to confirm, Ron said "No sir!"
    "His prick was so small, couldn't see it at all, so I told him to come a bit closer!"

    At my appointment later today, my doctor and I will discuss (at length) all this recent hostility directed toward me by my supposed 'friends'.

    I'm already reeling from Seaweed's and The Giant's recent actions... and I'm not sure if there's anymore room in the Doghouse for you two Benedict Arnold's.

    My doctor will advise.....

    And QuantumLeap... very nice limerick, pal. REWARDED!

    Picker... after my appointment later, I'll see what I can do. But I have some amateur footage to edit so uh, well, you know... it might be awhile.

    And now I know why the G-men tanked... effin bored jumped on 'em.

    And YES... Beerdog is most definitely a saint!

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    lol love that i hit in the casino and drop it to all the top poker winners

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    At my appointment later today, my doctor and I will discuss (at length) all this recent hostility directed toward me by my supposed 'friends'.
    To continue the saga of Bite and his prick (which a hobbit would find a bit small),
    He arrived at his doctor's appointment today; where he found (not expected at all),
    His doctor was none other than Mr. Jeremy, who went to great pains to repeat,
    That you can't make a JoJo and Annie babe-sandwich without just a little more meat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    To continue the saga of Bite and his prick (which a hobbit would find a bit small),
    He arrived at his doctor's appointment today; where he found (not expected at all),
    His doctor was none other than Mr. Jeremy, who went to great pains to repeat,
    That you can't make a JoJo and Annie babe-sandwich without just a little more meat!

    You are sooooooo off my Christmas list......

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    You are sooooooo off my Christmas list......
    'Twas the night before Christmas, and up at the Pole, Santa was checking his list.
    While writing down presents for good boys and girls, he abruptly found someone he'd missed.
    He made the wrong right with a masterful stroke of his Ron Jeremy novelty pen,
    And BiteMe would celebrate Christmas in style, with his 5-year supply of Extenze!
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