Originally posted on 12/04/2012:

There once was a poster, a fanciful fellow, who went by the handle of BiteMe
He claimed he'd been labeled a 'closer' of sorts, by the likes of the great Mr. Jeremy.
The spelling is accurate, but quite misleading; when asked to confirm, Ron said "No sir!"
"His prick was so small, couldn't see it at all, so I told him to come a bit closer!"