Wish we could give you more.Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson
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10-29-14 04:09 PM #36
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10-29-14 09:46 PM #37
Thanks Mitch!
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BiTeMe UsAdOj gave Swinging Johnson 25 Betpoint(s) for this post.
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10-31-14 06:10 AM #38
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11-01-14 07:47 AM #39
Making Saturday mornings better one point at a time - Biter!
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11-03-14 11:08 AM #40
276/1000
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11-04-14 06:31 AM #41
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11-04-14 12:54 PM #42
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11-05-14 12:22 AM #43
311/1000
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11-05-14 12:37 PM #44
Thanks Ali....went two of three last week. Shooting my vid with Loshak this afternoon (accompanying article already submitted) and when it gets published I will PM you the link if you like. Cheers. And by the way, say hello to Mitch!
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11-08-14 05:59 AM #45
325/1000
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11-08-14 01:09 PM #46
Biter, been reading your posts. You're quite an articulate fellow. Why do you have detractors at SBR? And BTW, thank you!
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11-08-14 04:31 PM #47
Great question, swinger! I demurely go about my business playing poker and whatnot, try to lend a helping hand to the SBR community when I can , etc... and certain (jelly?) malevolent SBR'ers want to recklessly label me a cheat, superuser, employee and various other things. Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson
What these miscreants don't realize is the only rigging that's truly going on is what God did to their gray matter long ago.
Now THERE'S a superuser with a sense of humor!
(Especially in regard to konck -- shortchanged upstairs AND 'downstairs'... WTF? Talk about your HOLY SHIT!)
Anyway -- there really isn't a modern philosopher any greater than Taylor, so... I generally just tend to do what she tells us to do (that's what's known in the life biz as being SHARP.
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11-08-14 05:14 PM #48
Bite is a paid poster and superuser, but not in the sense most people assume... Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson
Years ago, forums were plagued by a type of miscreant called "stealth douches". These douches were as dumb and unpleasant as your run of the mill douche, but their tendency to lurk made them difficult to identify until they decided to comment on something, leading to unpleasant reading whenever they popped their heads up to post their stupid shit. A group of concerned posters on an small artificial intelligence forum pooled their funds and wrote an program called "Bitewise Metarealistic Username System Anaylzer/Destroyer of Jerks" (BiteMeUsADoJ for short) to draw out and verbally destroy these types.
Since cleaning that forum, his program has propagated across servers, taking on similar jobs in fields he feels are worthy. His rapid assimilation of human mannerisms (particularly after his stay on brazzers.com) requires ever-increasing resources, evident in the frequent glitches experienced on the servers he resides upon (poker and sportsbook servers here for example). The next time you see a bad line, or lose connection to the poker client...that's probably just Biter assimilating another video clip
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11-08-14 06:02 PM #49
^^... doesn't get SHARPER than above.
After my Brazzers run, they started the spinoff "Dancing Bear" porn as a sort of Homage.
They were THAT pleased w/ my work.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't flattered...
Walker asked for my services in late '11 -- like I've previously mentioned, my only real mistakes to date were hiring Jon Kretna and SBR ttwarrior.
Oh well... nobody bats 1.000 and all-in-all, I've enjoyed my time here: plus, I still get to pump Samantha relentlessly in the quasi-ether-world so LIFE'S PRETTY GOOD!
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11-09-14 05:59 AM #50
Wow....I don't even know what to say because I barely know what you said! Okay, but here's one thing I want to know. Triple D...why are you even in this thread? And to that matter why does this thread have so many hits? All I'm doing is using it to pay back points and Triple D pops in at exactly the same time I talk to Biter?
And to Mitch and Ali, America's fun couple...I thank you!Points Awarded:
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11-09-14 08:47 AM #51
Have Loshak explain it to you in your next segment. Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson
I mean, sure, he might be missing a y chromosome or two but he's still fairly sharp.
Well, ok... maybe "sharp" isn't the right word -- let's just run with "flamboyant"... shall we?
I'd say he's 'least 10x more flamboyant than Neil Patrick Harris and could easily host the Oscars, too.
Your incredible magnetism attracts many; hell, when not balls deep in some covert CIA mission, even Chuck Barris lurks your threads. Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson
Because just like you & Ed Powers, Trip & I are BFFs. HELLO! Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson
Yep... and despite their lifestyle being continuously shot down on numerous state ballots, they're here to stay! Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson
Gotta love their moxie and perseverance...
Nomination(s):This post was nominated 2 times . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: Swinging Johnson, and Triple_D_Bet
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11-09-14 11:20 AM #52
Biter...I understood every single thing you said!
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11-09-14 12:37 PM #53
Phew... that makes one of us anyway. Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson
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11-10-14 05:58 AM #54
Thanks Biter.
A&M..thank you to!Points Awarded:
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11-11-14 05:57 AM #55
339/1000
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11-14-14 08:45 AM #56
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11-14-14 08:45 AM #57
Thanks Ali....thanks Mitch!
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11-14-14 10:12 AM #58
This is kind of a slow process, Swinger. But your gonna make it. We'll fly to Hawaii with your Frequent Flyer betpoints and go eat some roast pig. And maybe look for Obama's birth certificate. It'll be FUN!!! Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson
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11-14-14 02:04 PM #59
First class to Maui baby! I'll wear those coconuts as a bra if you do the limbo Ali while Mitch swallows a sword of fire. What fun kids! Originally Posted by mitch51
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11-16-14 05:50 AM #60
365/1000
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mitch51 gave Swinging Johnson 2 Betpoint(s) for this post.
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11-19-14 06:23 AM #61
379/1000 Thanks guys!
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11-20-14 05:47 AM #62
I added 840 this morning + 379 = 1219. I think the 19 makes up for the add 1% but it's early in the day. You've made 219 in interest which I believe is fair but if I'm missing something runner then let me know. Otherwise, on behalf of BitemeDOJ, Mitch and the lovely and talented Miss Ali...we thank you!
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11-20-14 08:58 AM #63
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