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TDB's Fundraiser Contest for Hopeless Lying Degenerates
As many of us know, it sucks when you trust someone to keep their word and they end up just lying to you...it's even worse when the same stiffs do it time and time again. For the most part these stiffs have been exposed for what they are and are unlikely to be able to scam anyone else for a while, but in the meantime, their lenders are left with nothing but empty promises. That's where the Triple_D_Bet Fund for Unteachable, Swindling, Treacherous, Incessantly Foolishly Fraudulent Scammers (F.U.S.T.I.F.F.S.) comes in, running contests to provide relief for posters who attempted to help others and got screwed.
This week's contest is only 2 points to enter, so even BDF's can get in on the fun. The winner of the contest (as described below) will receive 100% of the prize pool (half of the entry points along with a matching amount from me), with the other half of the contest entry points being sent towards the debt of the biggest stiff (currently wulfman14, most recent loan being stuler's in http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/betpoints/...l#post21659233).
Contest rules:
The following is a list of several types of actions taken by wulfman14 in his posts during the past 9 months:
1) Made cat noises
2) Threatened another poster with violence
3) Made racist comments
4) Claimed to be "done" with a conversation, only to respond immediately to the next post
5) Made excuses to lenders for why he hadn't repaid as promised
6) Called someone else homosexual
7) Claimed to have proof of TDB lying, but refused to show it
8) Claimed TDB was 50+ years old
9) Described homosexual act he would perform on another poster
10) Insulted SBR Staff
Contestants must order these actions from most frequent to least frequent. The poster with the most actions correctly consecutively grouped is the winner (tie breaker being whoever posted first). Post your list using the numbers above (such as 3,6,2,1,4,7,8,9,10,5).
Example: Assume the numerical ordering above is the correct order of frequency (it isn't!). Poster A and B make their lists as follows:
Poster A: 1 (most frequent),2,4,3,5,6,8,7,9,10 (least frequent)
Poster B: 3,4,6,8,10,2,1,5,7,9
Although Poster A's list seems more coherent and has more correctly placed items, the longest streak of correctly ordered actions is 3 (1,2,4 or 7,9,10) while poster B has 5 correctly ordered actions (3,4,6,8,10). Poster B is the winner.
Send 2 points here and post your picks below to enter. Please note that the number of occurrences for each action are the result of a search of wulfy's posts which was no doubt incomplete, and are probably conservatively low. For the sake of the contest, the (lower than actual) number is the closest that can be arrived at without expending unreasonable effort and will be used to determine the winner.
As with every TDB contest, current stiffs are not eligible for any prizes; should they attempt to enter, their entry will be considered invalid and their entry fee sent to their lenders. Slow-payers may be subject to the same conditions depending on the nature of their slow-pay, at my discretion. Exceptions or changes to any of these rules can be made only by the F.U.S.T.I.F.F.S. Board of Directors (myself and darkghost, with Sarunas as the tie-breaking vote.) Contest will close at 12:01 AM on Friday, June 20th, with winners announced later that day. Good luck to all!
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Originally Posted by xpress
wulf is a bad bad man and a liar !
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