Just realized this would make for an awesome reality TV show, modern day twist on The Honeymooners. The plot:
Wulfy gets married and takes the wife on a round-the-world honeymoon, hitting a different major city every episode. While she does the typical honeymoon stuff, wulf goes out and lays the smack down on a long list of forum posters. Biter (played by Owen Wilson) stars as the wise-cracking sidekick who's trying to check out every titty bar in the world. Casting includes:
Christian Bale as Wulfy (solid method actor, only guy I'd trust to immerse himself into the role 100%)
Any lady from one of the countless "rate my wife" hoax threads as Mrs. Wulfy
Vince Vaughn as Tatddy (needs to be paired with Owen Wilson for maximum box office potential)
Ben Kingsley as no1here (nailed it while portraying the Mandarin in latest Iron Man movie)
Bobcat Goldthwait as Sarunas (self explanatory)
Jackie Chan as BigDeem (also self explanatory!)
Chris Tucker as TheRifleman (they're both about as easy to understand, plus irony!)
Ben Affleck as broadway (as New Englander, used to sports teams that get so close and end up losing)
Matt Damon as FBT (there so people will go see a movie with Ben Affleck in it)
Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) as Rudy (I think Ferrell would nail a drunk Rudy impression)
Nicholas Cage as Downsouth (this just makes sense to me, can't say why)
John Travolta as konk (seems about the right age and mentality)
Danny Trejo as Smoke (all that "guey" talk, seems like a good fit)
Danny Devito as carseller (he's used to playing slimeballs)
Dolph Lundgren as Sweep (
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Fill in from the cast of "The Expendables" as needed for additional feuds
Think that covers all the major players. This show would pretty much write itself, probably the first show in history to generate material faster than it can be recorded! SBR needs to
IMMEDIATELY switch all video production to this effort. Thanks in advance!