1. 10-14-11 12:05 AM #1716
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    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

    The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.


    The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"


    Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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  2. 10-14-11 05:47 AM #1717
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  3. 10-14-11 02:03 PM #1718
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  4. 10-14-11 02:18 PM #1719
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    Hi

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  5. 10-14-11 06:29 PM #1720
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  6. 10-14-11 07:28 PM #1721
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  7. 10-14-11 07:31 PM #1722
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  8. 10-14-11 10:44 PM #1723
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  9. 10-14-11 11:20 PM #1724
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    Two peanuts are walking down the street..

    One was assaulted.
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  10. 10-15-11 03:46 AM #1725
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  11. 10-15-11 08:34 PM #1726
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  12. 10-16-11 08:19 AM #1727
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  13. 10-16-11 09:43 AM #1728
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  14. 10-16-11 01:34 PM #1729
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    WTF ?
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  16. 10-17-11 11:43 AM #1731
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  17. 10-17-11 06:08 PM #1732
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    Just remember with all these sexy women pics, bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
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  18. 10-17-11 10:40 PM #1733
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    Quote Originally Posted by benjy View Post
    this is a good one. so true
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  21. 10-18-11 03:22 AM #1736
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    One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

    The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

    The Husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

    A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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  28. 10-18-11 07:30 PM #1743
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  29. 10-18-11 11:11 PM #1744
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    This man gets on a flight to Rome and as he's waiting to takeoff, the flight attendant leans over him and says, "Excuse me sir, but the airline has a rather large favor to ask. In a few minutes a very famous person will be coming aboard and as this is the last empty seat, would it be all right if he sat next to you. His private jet broke down and since he doesn't normally travel commercial it would be greatly appreciated if you didn't make a big fuss over him."


    The man agrees and in a few minutes the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. True to his word the man gives him his privacy and soon the plane takes off. The flight goes on and soon the Pope takes out a crossword puzzle and begins to work on it.


    Later on the Pope leans over to to the man and excuses himself and says, "Do you happen to know a four letter word that means female and the last three letters are u-n-t?"


    The man instantly goes into a panic thinking that he can't say that to the Pope, so he wracks his brain and thinks and thinks and finally says, "What about aunt?"


    The Pope looks at the puzzle and says "You know, that fits. Thank you. By the way, do you have an eraser."
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  30. 10-18-11 11:34 PM #1745
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  31. 10-19-11 12:05 AM #1746
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  33. 10-19-11 01:51 AM #1748
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