True Lion Sports (James Earl Jone's voice)!

True Lion Sports (Mark Wahlberg's voice)!

True Lion Sports (Michael Jordon's voice)!

Rararararararararadio Network (Tim McGraw's voice)!

A True Lion Sports company.

(Cue "Electric Avenue" on low volume)


Good day out there to you players in radiooooo land! We're coming to you live over the airways here in electric Topeka on 860 WKZY! The True Lion, Buzzy (cue Paris Hilton's voice -- "His abs are to die for! Yeah! His abs are hot!"), is in da house!

(Cue lion's roar --- "Roooooooaaaaaarrrrrr! Rara ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!)

It's the True Lion Sports Tip of the Dayyyyyy!!!!

(Cue chorus of "Right Now")

(Cue applause and screaming fans. Cue Lou Holtz: "The man is a BLEEPing wise guy! He just does not lose!")

A pissed off Cajun can be a punter's best friend!