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(Cue Starship's We Built This City on very low volume)


Top ah the mornin' to you players out there in radiooooo land! We're coming to you live over the airways here in hoppin' n boppin' Topeka on 860 WKZY! The True Lion, Buzzy (cue Paris Hilton's voice -- "Oh, I'd do him. I'd definitely do him!"), is in da house!

(Cue lion's roar --- "Roooooooaaaaaarrrrrr! Rara ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!)

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(Cue That's the Way, uhhuh uhhuh I like it! Huh huh Huh huh for 10 secs)

(Cue applause and screaming fans. Cue Mike Tyson's voice: "The man is sharp, what else can I say? He's a BLEEPing wise guy! I'll eat the children of anyone who messes with him!")

Don't forget to factor into your analysis the stolen bases success rate of the teams in a given matchup.

[mocash]

are you on drugs?

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