[buztah]

True Lion Sports (James Earl Jone's voice)!

True Lion Sports (Jim Belushi's voice)!

True Lion Sports (Al Sharpton's voice) Rararararararararadio Network (TV evangelist Benny Hen's voice)!

A True Lion Sports company.

(Cue Green Onions on low volume)


Top ah the mornin' to you players out there in radiooooo land! We're coming to you live over the airways here in sunny and happy Topeka on 860 WKZY! The True Lion, Buzzy (cue Paris Hilton's voice -- "that's hot!"), is in da house!

(Cue lion's roar --- "Roooooooaaaaaarrrrrr! Rara ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!)

It's the True Lion Sports Tip of the Dayyyyyy!!!!

(Cue "Wooop! There it issss!" for 10 secs)

(Cue applause and screaming fans. Cue Rush Limbaugh's voice: "The man is sharp, what else can I say? He's a BLEEPing wise guy!")

If a line seems too good to be true then bet the opposite side or pass!

[mofome]

true lion > everything else

[buztah]

mo, if it's not True Lion then it's not worth your time, pal.

[mofome]

mo, if it's not True Lion then it's not worth your time, pal.

funny you say that, i have that tattooed across my ass.

[pico]

this is getting more interesting by the day.

keep up the good work buzzy

[buztah]

this is getting more interesting by the day.

keep up the good work buzzy

Mr. Pico, sir, our ratings are through the roof. We're going national!