[whatsgood5]

Deposited $309.90 ($300 + fee's) to 5dimes this morning so I'd be elgible for the points pro program, was intending to just bet about $10 a game, but that's much easier said than done. My bankroll management usually consists of about 15-35% per game, unless it's a MF'in lock, then go ALL-IN, of course...We'll see how long this lasts.

Anyways here's my plays for tonight

Jason Heyward TB +110 over Ike Davis TB $100 to win $110
Atlanta Braves -137 $118.50 to win $86.50

I also like to throw in a couple of small parlays for the hell of it

$5 to win $55.95
Braves/Mets Over 7 +115
Dodgers/Padres Over 7 +110
TB -1.5 +170

And

$1 to win $903.33
Reds -2.5 +175
Yanks -1.5 -110
Rays -1.5 +170
A's -2.5 +175
Cards to win Series -280
ATL to win by exactly 2 runs +677
Redskins Over 7.5 wins EVEN


Feelin' real confident about that $1 parlay, just gonna have to wait 'til January for that Skins play to be graded...

[Fiasco01]

Literally laughed out loud at the Redskin's prop on your parlay.

How pissed would you be if it all came down to that and they landed on 7?

[soxwin]

I have seen some wacky Parlays but that is the most f'ed up one I have ever seen. You literally would have to wait till 2011 to cash that. But you are only tying up a buck.

[whatsgood5]

Literally laughed out loud at the Redskin's prop on your parlay. How pissed would you be if it all came down to that and they landed on 7?

I'd be moderately upset, would seriously consider saying a swear word or two. Doesn't look like I'll have to worry about that though unfortunately.

[19th Hole]

I have to thank-you for taking my mind off
of my Red Sox play!!

I saw the title to your thread and I laughed
so loud that the people in my apartment thought
that I had lost it. (I'm travelling in a foreign country
and could never explain the title.)

Then I read the parlay and I am now certifiably
off limits.

Thank you.

[whatsgood5]

I have to thank-you for taking my mind off of my Red Sox play!! I saw the title to your thread and I laughed so loud that the people in my apartment thought that I had lost it. (I'm travelling in a foreign country and could never explain the title.) Then I read the parlay and I am now certifiably off limits. Thank you.

Hah glad I made ya laugh, good luck with your Sox play

[Stinger]

Literally laughed out loud at the Redskin's prop on your parlay.

How pissed would you be if it all came down to that and they landed on 7?

Haha

[CappinTerp]

Good luck buddy, If you hit on all plays of the parly, you can lock in a profit by going the other way on the REDSKIN bet.!! Also some friendly advice this hard enough to cap these games with hard earned $, but betting thoses props like the Heywood one is a sure way to drop some coin......Good luck.!!

[whatsgood5]

Good luck buddy, If you hit on all plays of the parly, you can lock in a profit by going the other way on the REDSKIN bet.!! Also some friendly advice this hard enough to cap these games with hard earned $, but betting thoses props like the Heywood one is a sure way to drop some coin......Good luck.!!

The Heyward one was a lock though, just got bad beated

[whatsgood5]

Last minute play: A's -1.5 -103 $20.60 to win $20

[whatsgood5]

Had a sick day, made 50 cents, pretty awesome...Not really sure what I'll be on yet tonight, but I'll find some shit to bet on involving the Braves. I did make this parlay though, should hit for sure...

$1 to win $1959.04
Redskins -3.5 -105 (1st preseason game)
Redskins wins over 7.5 EVEN
Miami Wins NBA Championship +170
Reds -2.5 +195
Braves -1.5 +158
Phillies -200
Cards -1.5 -110
Yanks -146
Red Sox -2.5 +125
A's -1.5 +125

Honestly don't see any holes in that...

[whatsgood5]

Gonna be hoopin' it up tonight, so no sense of playing a lot of the early games if I can't watch 'em, so here's what I got so far, will more than likely add something later tonight as well.

Don't have enough confidence in Derek Blowe, although he has pitched better as of late. Wasn't easy to do, but I went with

NY Mets over 3.5 +110 $22 to win $20

and the fun stuff, I'll start with the two that most unlikely to hit, then get to the more or less easy money parlays...

$1 to win $1,954.09
Redskins -3.5 -105 (first preseason game)
Redskins wins over 7.5 EVEN
Heat to win championship +170
Reds -2.5 +195
Braves -1.5 +158
Phillies -200
Cards -1.5 -110
Yanks -146
Red Sox -2.5 +125
A's -1.5 +125

$1 to win $2,588.63
Redskins -3.5 -105 (first preseason game)
Redskins wins over 7.5 EVEN
Heat to win championship +170
Reds -2.5 +210
Braves -1.5 +160
Phils -1.5 -120
Cards -1.5 EVEN
Red Sox -1.5 +130
A's -1.5 +125
Angels to win series -165


Now the shit that should hit for sure

$1 to win $63,520.89 (Anyone know if 5dimes has a max parlay payout??? I know it's $30K on BetPhoenix)
Bengals -3 +110 (HOF Game)
Redskins -3.5 -105 (first preseason game)
South Carolina -13.5 -140 (first week of NCAAF)
LSU -1 -110 (first week of NCAAF)
Redskins wins over 7.5 EVEN
Puerto Rico -485 (They've got a great squad this year)
Argentina -370 (Manu Ginobli is from there, they should win for sure)
Heat to win championship +170
Mets -2.5 +305
Marlins -2.5 +588
Astros -2.5 +518
Red Sox -2.5 +130
A-Rod to not homer tonight -475
Holly Holm -1350 (1350 is a big number, no way this doesn't hit, although I am sort of worried about this being a woman fighting a man...)
Devon Alexander -900

$1 to win $32,072.51
Garret Jones no RBI's tonight -180
Chipper Jones no hit tonight +200 (I still love you though Chipper)
Placido Polanco no hit tonight +250
Corey Hart no RBI's tonight -185
Jeff Keppinger no hit tonight +230
Aubrey Huff no hit tonight +230 (Has a girls name, highly unlikely he/she gets a hit, EVER)
Josh Willingham no hit tonight +210
Chase Headley no hit tonight +240
Adam Jones no hit tonight +190
A-Rod not to homer tonight -425
Shin SOO-WOO no hit tonight +210

So basically I'm hoping for every pitcher to pitch a no hitter tonight and I'm pretty much set...

[whatsgood5]

Adding

Yanks -1.5 +131 $20 to win $26.20
Over 7.5 NY/ATL -102 $20.40 to win $20

[whatsgood5]

Not gonna post the ridiculous $1 parlays, cause it takes waaay too much time to type 15 legs of it, will still post the somewhat reasonable ones, although they're still stuff only a big time degen would play...

$10 to win $312.53
A's -2.5 +195
WAS/ARZ no score 1st inning +105
LAD/SD no score 1st inn -150
Chone Figgins no hits +220

Will probably make another play or two depending on the outcome of the ATL game.

[whatsgood5]

Not gonna post the ridiculous $1 parlays, cause it takes waaay too much time to type 15 legs of it, will still post the somewhat reasonable ones, although they're still stuff only a big time degen would play... $10 to win $312.53 A's -2.5 +195 WAS/ARZ no score 1st inning +105 LAD/SD no score 1st inn -150 Chone Figgins no hits +220 Will probably make another play or two depending on the outcome of the ATL game.

So much for that...Zim really got a hold of that one, helps my Fantasy team though!

[whatsgood5]

Added

A's -178 $35.60 to win $20
Dodgers Under 3 EVEN $20 to win $20
Padres -110 $16.50 to win $15
A's -1.5 +115 $10 to win $11.50

$20 to win $42.47
Dodgers under 3 EVEN
A's -178

[whatsgood5]

No runs 1st inn LAD/SD -150 $32.40 to win $21.60

I should really stop...

[whatsgood5]

Acct's down to $140, so the wise thing to do in this situation is bet most of my roll on my Braves tonight...

Atl -149 $74.50 to win $50
Atl -1.5 +145 $50 to win $72.50

and a bunch of $1 plays with the $15 bucks left to **** around with and try to reach my rollover mark for another Free-play...

[whatsgood5]

Hopefully this doesn't end up as a ckassic jinx, but my Braves play's are looking pretty good, should have my acct back to $270 after all's said and done. With the $$$ left in my acct went with

$9 FP +$10.64 to pay $36.82
No score 1st inn TEX/SEA
No score 1st inn LAD/SD

[whatsgood5]

F'n Rangers gloves must have shrunk by about six inches

[whatsgood5]

Tonight's completely unbiased plays...

Jason Heyward to strikeout tonight -205 $70 to win $34.15 (Still love ya J-Hey but ya gotta swing more often bud)
Braves -101/-107 $72.80 to win $70
Braves -1.5 +195 $20 to win $39
ATL/SF Over 7 +115 $20 to win $23
ATL to win WS +1100 $20 to win $220
SF -1.5 +167 $6.05 to win $10.10

This should end well...