yo cappin.. you didnt respond.. so once more..
You ever consider just posting the play, and not making up bets for 2,000,000.00... or just being honest and saying 1 unit is $10. No one would ridicule you, and the little kids that follow you could continue to do so. Why the need to make up bets anywhere from 10k to 1 million?
Did you have an imaginary friend named Steve growing up?