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    JumpoffJoeBeezy
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    JoJB's "the less you bet, the more you lose when you win" Parlay Thread

    Sup, douchers. I wanna keep track of my plays.. aka losses. So I made a thread to do so, you don't have to look.. Unless you wanna laugh.

    Units are $50 for me. Here it goes..

    Parlays for 5/22:

    Montreal Canadiens -135
    Colorado Rockies -111
    Oakland A's/San Francisco Giants UNDER 7 (+105)
    (2x)

    Halos/Cardinals UNDER 9
    Halos +132
    Florida Marlins +116
    Montreal Canadiens -1.5 (+220)
    (.5x)


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    Go Habs!

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    good luck to you

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    Hey thanks, buddy.

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    good luck

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    Figured I'd have a shot at that Halos/Cards under.. 8 runs in 3 and innings and thats that. Lohse couldn't figure it out. Weren't Kazmir and Lohse good pitchers at one point? Whatever. Go Habs!

    Oleeee ole ole Oleeee!

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    Not a good start. -2.5x.. Two halves to every game though, baby..

    Boston Celtics -3.5
    Seattle Mariners +115
    Indiana Fever -1
    (2x)

    Chicago Cubs +137
    Cubbies/Rangers UNDER 9.5
    Cleveland Indians -103
    Orlando Magic +150
    (.5x)

    Lets hope.
    Last edited by JumpoffJoeBeezy; 05-23-10 at 12:06 AM.

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    Fever pull it out in OT. Its gonna come down to Ian Snell and the Mariners.. Lets Go M's!

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    Fukkin Mariners score 15 runs last night, and get a whopping 1 tonight. Had runners on the corners with 1 out in the bottom of the 9th.. Bradley strikes out, and Kotchman grounds out. Thanks M's.

    Overall: 7-7 (-5x.)

    Do work tomorrow..

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    Lets chase and lose again, shall we?

    Los Angeles Lakers +1.5
    Lakers/Suns UNDER 219
    New York Mets +135
    Fever/Sky UNDER 150
    (1x)
    Last edited by JumpoffJoeBeezy; 05-23-10 at 07:10 PM.

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    I'm down wayyy too many units after today, lol.
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    Lets get back on track..

    Oakland A's -102
    Boston Celtics +160
    Angels Jays OVER 9.5

    $10

    Mets First Five Innings
    Oakland A's First Five Innings
    Tampa Bay Rays First Five Innings

    $11.25


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