1. #1
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065

    Schmuck Play of the Day Presented by Whippit

    Rockies/Dodgers OVER 8.5/9

    Hey brah, i know what ur thinking.

    Ur thinking, "here's another rookie rox pitcher in diapers like last night. rox gave up 6 runs last night, so they're gonna give up 6 more tonight."

    You couldn't be any more wrong there, brah. Dodgers lucksacked their way to 6 runs last night, 4 of which came after 2 outs. ain't gonna happen again. I mean, do you really think those rusty over-the-hill white boys casey black & jammey carroll are gonna be clutch like last night with 2 outs?

    No way in hell brah

    casey blake was good with the glove at 3rd base, but trust me he's sitting in ice right now while his trainer sticks needles in his old decrepit carcass after those moves last night. Old men just can't make moves like that & not feel the effects the following day.

    You prob think haegar's gonna drop his "men's wear" on the mound & give it up too, but i say no, and here's why.

    dodgers pitching has been so uncharacteristically atrocious during 1st month, and now that manny's gone Torre's put the word to his staff that it's either pitch or die. Haegar's too young to die, so i'm gonna sit back & watch this boy pitch. My advice is you do the same.

    Forget betting the rox tonight, they're too damn expensive. Should've cashed last night.

    But forget the "over" too, because it's my Schmuck Play of the Day


  2. #2
    gryfyn1
    gryfyn1's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-30-10
    Posts: 3,285
    Betpoints: 48

    regardless -- I would avoid any over/under in a game involving a knuckleballer.

  3. #3
    ShowMeDaMoney
    ShowMeDaMoney's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-04-07
    Posts: 1,056
    Betpoints: 746

    ditto

  4. #4
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065

    Haeger might record career high strikeout numbers tonight against free-swinging k-prone rockies lineup

    Helton's so deep in his own head right now overthinking pitches i don't think he stands a chance against haeger.

    Rest of rox lineup will fall like dominoes

    You seriously think having a knuckleballer is a liability here? No way in hell brah

  5. #5
    gryfyn1
    gryfyn1's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-30-10
    Posts: 3,285
    Betpoints: 48

    no i think having a knuckleballer against a team the rockies mean that he could have 1 hit an 10 Ks after five innings -- or he may have 4 walks and 4 HRS allowed.

  6. #6
    OMGRandyJackson
    OMGRandyJackson's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-07-10
    Posts: 1,680
    Betpoints: 4054

    What is your record with these schmuck play of the day?

  7. #7
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065

    either way, dodgers ain't gonna score and i think you're way overestimating rox chances of putting 9 runs on the board

  8. #8
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065

    Quote Originally Posted by OMGRandyJackson View Post
    What is your record with these schmuck play of the day?

    6-3 ytd fading schmuck plays

    getting plus money most of the time too for maximum impact

  9. #9
    thirtytwo
    thirtytwo's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-07-10
    Posts: 1,784
    Betpoints: 72

    Thanks brah

  10. #10
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065

    Quote Originally Posted by gryfyn1 View Post
    no i think having a knuckleballer against a team the rockies mean that he could have 1 hit an 10 Ks after five innings -- or he may have 4 walks and 4 HRS allowed.

    hey brah don't get me wrong

    appreciate your input & goood luck w/your action

  11. #11
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065

    Quote Originally Posted by ShowMeDaMoney View Post
    ditto

    "ditto"....that's some input brah

    my granny's blind w//carpal tunnel in hands/feet and she could type out more creative response

  12. #12
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065

    loading up on rockies/dodgers UNDER 8.5 +115

    lay 60 units to win 69 units

    ytd: -67 units

    this play's gonna propel me into the black...a place many of you "over" bettors probably aren't familiar with

  13. #13
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065


  14. #14
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065



    ez winnar brah

    +69 units on the day


  15. #15
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065





    back in black brah

    as if this game had chance of actually ever going over

    no way in hell brah

  16. #16
    stealthyburrito
    Alien Robot Sex Party
    stealthyburrito's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 05-12-09
    Posts: 21,556
    Betpoints: 11989

    nice hit, gotta say alotta luck involved, but at the end of the day a W is a W, way make your way back to the black

  17. #17
    Whippit
    getting to know ms. douglas
    Whippit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-29-10
    Posts: 3,065

    sick sick sick game

Top