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    Pauly's (Armored Truck/DiamondDawg Plays)Saturday!!

    $"PAULY's Armored Truck Plays" $



    Guaranteed to get to the bank every time
    !


    Lets Chalk theStock and Breed the Dawgs to unlawful gains fellow Militia..........



    Stay tuned and I will release the
    Fort Knox/DiamondDawgs play in adequate time for wagering Boys........

    The Armored Truck plays are guaranteed to have enough chalk in them to choke you


    The Diamond Dawgs plays are any pick that is Chalkless..........

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    Pauly's Armored Truck
    record: 9 and 5 +3030 "Maximally secured" at Fort Knox

    Pauly's Diamond Dawgs record: 4 and 11 +881 In my Dawgy bag

    You boys may ask yourselves How in the flying fukk is Pauly's Dawgy bag in the positive figures with a dreadful record like that!!!

    I will confidently answer this> It's called MONEY MANAGEMENT!!!

    I can not stress this critical fact enough.....Guys it is this simple:
    If you don't learn great MONEY MANAGEMENT skills you will be a failure as an sports investor period........ Most of the guys in this forum just post their picks but not their wager placement.........BUT I do because this is what is important,,,it is not your record that is critically important as it is critical as your MONEY MANAGEMENT
    So pay attention to my wager size on every play and follow it as closely as possible when placing your own wagers.........


    Think of it this way this is no different than the STOCK MARKET except for one huge thing and that is you are in COMPLETE CONTROL of your buys and sells so knowing what to buy and when and how confident you are in the return investment is how you will obtain success when you sell it..........



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    OK Boys

    I'm off to put a battle plan together for today and I BE BACK!!

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    Armored Truck Plays

    Florida Marlins -168x1 For 1000

    New York Mets -191x1 For 1000

    Double Fisted early boys Lets get-sum!!


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    Good Choices....... I was thinking it would be Detroit and Minnesota for the Double fisted special.

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    I like Mets! Wellemeyer is a tool

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    What do you think about Phillies RL @ +135

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    LETS GET IT

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    Love the picks as always.
    GL to us both

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Florida Marlins -168x1 For 1000

    New York Mets -191x1 For 1000

    Double Fisted early boys Lets get-sum!!

    Mets are looking good....Santana strong. FLA looks week, but still early-just don't think H Ramirez will get 1 hit today, He's in a slump and an overpaid player, and he is poor in the clutch. Is fantastic when they have a 5 run lead, then he hits everything when the game is already over. Time will tell-still early.

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    Dawg play!

    Pauly's Diamond Dawgs special


    Toronto Blue Jays+122 x.5 For 610

    Toronoto is the best road team in the MLB, just right behind the Rays

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    Armored Truck Play

    ------------Air Raid Boys!!!----------------------------------

    San Diego Padres -150x1 For 1000



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    Red Alert!!!

    Colorado Rockies -117x3 For 3000

    Danger! Danger! I'm in self destruction mode................

    Every game today was an upset except for the 2 New Yorks and this means the stars are unaligned.. 0h when oh when will it stop
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Colorado Rockies -117x3 For 3000

    Danger! Danger! I'm in self destruction mode................

    Every game today was an upset except for the 2 New Yorks and this means the stars are unaligned.. 0h when oh when will it stop
    with Charlie Hagier (spelled incorrect for lack of respect for a crappy knuckleballer) that should be a 5dime bet!!

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    damm, they just pulled that Hagg knuckleball bum, a 4-0 lead off the bat is nice but 12 more runs would have been nice if LA kept this stiff on the mound just to torture him to get out of the first!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Colorado Rockies -117x3 For 3000

    Danger! Danger! I'm in self destruction mode................

    Every game today was an upset except for the 2 New Yorks and this means the stars are unaligned.. 0h when oh when will it stop


    Your in self destruct mode? or Haggear is ?

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    Todays results

    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Florida Marlins -168x1L-1680 For 1000
    New York Mets -191x1 For +1000Winna
    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post

    Pauly's Diamond Dawgs special




    Toronto Blue Jays+122 x.5L-500 For 610
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    San Diego Padres -150x1 For +1000 Winna
    One more late game to finsh yet

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    wow, I think I will make it a point to bet against Haggier every time he has a start, unless he never gets that chance again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spippen View Post
    wow, I think I will make it a point to bet against Haggier every time he has a start, unless he never gets that chance again.
    Today was the day of the DAWGS unfortunately I picked the wrong fukkin one so I figured that at least one game would go the way it was supposed to but this one is a little more than I expected



    But I will gladly except it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Today was the day of the DAWGS unfortunately I picked the wrong fukkin one so I figured that at least one game would go the way it was supposed to but this one is a little more than I expected



    But I will gladly except it!
    I still say Torre should have left Haigger in there to suffer

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    Man I am in a downward spiral with my DIAMOND DAWG picks ,,to tell-ya the truth I couldn't pick a dog out of a line up right now

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    Hey PaulyPoker keep it up...I love your thread

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    And will you keep everything in this thread? Or will you make a new thread everyday? Thanks

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    Keep them winners coming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jolmscheid View Post
    And will you keep everything in this thread? Or will you make a new thread everyday? Thanks
    I make a new thread every day to keep the losers/haters away,, to keep the positive flow going, also I don't like to draw much attention and a season long thread would do just that

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    I like your threads they're funny
    Plus reading some of the things other people say helps me clear my head and make smarter plays instead of getting mad and doinga brain dead play...lol
    Yankees for the sweep IMO at +110 and with Boston being overrated is it just me Pauly or do the books just give Boston WAY to much respect???

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    Great call on the Rockies Paul, I never broke out in a sweat all game.

    Wish every game I bet on was like that. Keep them coming

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    I think the books are about ready to eliminate the yanks from their daily card cause every single day they are the #1 baseball bet and every single day the books lose a shit load of $ on the Yanks plays

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    Triple Play Sucess!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Colorado Rockies -117x3 For +3000 Winna Winna Winna triple Chicka Dinna!!




    Every game today was an upset except for the 2 New Yorks and this means the stars are unaligned.. 0h when oh when will it stop





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    I just cant imagine Dodgers flakey team beating Ubaldo this sunday and he's only -125
    Am I the only 1 who thinks this is a steal? P.S. Gave ya points Pauly because I really have no use for em lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maester Rigo View Post
    I just cant imagine Dodgers flakey team beating Ubaldo this sunday and he's only -125 Am I the only 1 who thinks this is a steal? P.S. Gave ya points Pauly because I really have no use for em lol
    The ones that look obvious usually end up being a loss meaning he could posibly have a meltdown tomorrow but I have to look at the card yet so we shall see

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    Thanks guys for the compliments and points,,see ya on the battlefield tomorrow....

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